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Afternooner - Friday Funny!

kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year
old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a
Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted. "An
ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Andersons have company, he
called out. "Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are
moving!" "Jason is on his skate board."

After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called
out, "How do you know they are having sex?" He said, "Jimmy Cooper is
standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."

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CPort avatar
Beach Fanatic
#2
I wondered if the week was going to end without one from you!!!:floor:
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
#3
I wondered if the week was going to end without one from you!!!:floor:

:wave:
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#4
:clap::floor:
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bean
#5
:lol::lolabove:
Hop avatar
Beach Fanatic
#6
:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
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Beach Fanatic
#8
:floor::clap:
Beach Fanatic
#9
Another good one, kd!!! :funn::floor:
GIjo avatar
Beach Fanatic
#10
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year
old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a
Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted. "An
ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Andersons have company, he
called out. "Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are
moving!" "Jason is on his skate board."

After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called
out, "How do you know they are having sex?" He said, "Jimmy Cooper is
standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."



:floor::floor::floor::rofl::rofl:

Now I will never eat a popsicle without thinking about SEX!!!:funn:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#11
:floor::floor::floor::rofl::rofl:

Now I will never eat a popsicle without thinking about SEX!!!:funn:

Lick it. :wave:
GIjo avatar
Beach Fanatic
#12
Lick it. :wave:



BAD KITTY!!!!!:floor::floor::rofl::rofl:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#13
BAD KITTY!!!!!:floor::floor::rofl::rofl:

plus 3 Planter's Punches! :wave:
GIjo avatar
Beach Fanatic
#14
plus 3 Planter's Punches! :wave:


You're crackin' me up Miss Kitty!!!!!:biggrin::wave:

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