SoWal.Com must be shut down!!

I hope this is some kind of sick joke. If not, I suggest you see a physician for a determination why your polyps have moved from your ***hole to your brain.

If you don't like the subject matter, screen names or avatars, no one is forcing you to participate on this website.

Good day, good night and good riddance!!!

Get a life.

hell yeah. they're just saying what we're all thinking. it's about time some decrepit old a-holes rule our lives and tells us how to think. now it's off to the general store for penny whistles and candied molasses. thank the good lord above for concerned people. oh, by the way....here's a concern....I'm a little concerned as to why you don't kiss my big supple ass?

Awww.....another alter ego comes to life. I don't know who it is, but it is funny as He**!!!!!! :funn:

:funn:Mountainfilm must have been creatively inspiring. :rofl:

Dear Administrators, Moderators and Members:

Considering our unparalleled success in shutting down morally reprehensible drama productions at South Walton High School, we have decided to expand our crusade to other ethically objectionable forums we have found here in Walton County. Here is a list of grievances we have for SoWal.com for your immediate consideration and review:


1. Some of the screen names chosen by members are obscene and inappropriate. For example :

SOWALGAYBOI
This name is an absolute ABOMINATION!! Anyone with a second grade education knows that 'oi' belongs in the middle of a word and 'oy' belongs at the end! To interchange these letters at random will set forth an unprecedented example to Walton County's children that no one has to follow the rules of grammar set forth by God. This is a dangerous road to travel, as it will only end in chaos and misery.

30-A SKUNKAPE
This name not only supports the untrue "theory" that humans descended from primates but also suggests they are so evolved that they live or own property on 30-A. These sinful ideas will encourage our children to aspire to become skunkapes themselves as it suggests that skunkapes are sucessful in the eyes of men.

KURT
Who is this lady named Kurt and why does she have a man's name?!



2. We also find the avatars used by members to be very distasteful. The messages in these forums are suppossed to be written by PEOPLE, not dogs, cats in wigs, washing machines covered in stickers or rear ends painted to look like jack o'lanterns. It's disgusting and inappropriate not only to the children, but all the citizens of Walton County.


3.We also find it objectionable that these immoral people are using their computers for the explicit purpose of exchanging information with one another.This is unnatural and a misuse of God's wisdom. He DID NOT invent computers for the exchange of information between people. He invented smoke signals and conch shells for those purposes.

We have a moral obligation to the children to prevent them from distinguishing fact from fiction and we will carry out our purpose to the very end. Please rectify these problems immediately so that no others should follow.


Thank you for your time and consideration,

The Concerned Polyps of Walton County

HEAR HEAR!!! DOWN WITH SKUNKY!!!

Dadgummit. I want to offend someone, too! What do I have to do to be censored around here...?

......thanks, that is about the funniest thing sowal.com has seen in a long time!

Oh dear Baby Jesus....I am printing this out to keep in my SWHS drama dept. file! Great work! Satire is the best medicine.;-)

Interchanging 'oi' is reprehensthible!!! :nono1: :funn:
Thanks polyps. Grayt read!

After one week of being off SoWal for one week this is the first thread I saw when I logged on....


Have we been invaded by aliens??????

Great post and P.W.C..

Dear Administrators, Moderators and Members:

Considering our unparalleled success in shutting down morally reprehensible drama productions at South Walton High School, we have decided to expand our crusade to other ethically objectionable forums we have found here in Walton County. Here is a list of grievances we have for SoWal.com for your immediate consideration and review:


1. Some of the screen names chosen by members are obscene and inappropriate. For example :

SOWALGAYBOI
This name is an absolute ABOMINATION!! Anyone with a second grade education knows that 'oi' belongs in the middle of a word and 'oy' belongs at the end! To interchange these letters at random will set forth an unprecedented example to Walton County's children that no one has to follow the rules of grammar set forth by God. This is a dangerous road to travel, as it will only end in chaos and misery.

30-A SKUNKAPE
This name not only supports the untrue "theory" that humans descended from primates but also suggests they are so evolved that they live or own property on 30-A. These sinful ideas will encourage our children to aspire to become skunkapes themselves as it suggests that skunkapes are sucessful in the eyes of men.

KURT
Who is this lady named Kurt and why does she have a man's name?!



2. We also find the avatars used by members to be very distasteful. The messages in these forums are suppossed to be written by PEOPLE, not dogs, cats in wigs, washing machines covered in stickers or rear ends painted to look like jack o'lanterns. It's disgusting and inappropriate not only to the children, but all the citizens of Walton County.


3.We also find it objectionable that these immoral people are using their computers for the explicit purpose of exchanging information with one another.This is unnatural and a misuse of God's wisdom. He DID NOT invent computers for the exchange of information between people. He invented smoke signals and conch shells for those purposes.

We have a moral obligation to the children to prevent them from distinguishing fact from fiction and we will carry out our purpose to the very end. Please rectify these problems immediately so that no others should follow.


Thank you for your time and consideration,

The Concerned Polyps of Walton County

Bravo to you and your fellow Concerned Polyps. I have also been particulary incensed at this Halloween season at the disgusting, distasteful, and provocative avatar of a rear end in the shape of a jack o lattern. Good gosh, how disrespectful !! This atrocity should be rectumfied immediately if not sooner !!! I wish to become a member of your group as I am sure many others on this message board would also. Please give us information on who to contact.

Too funny!

and thank you for letting me TOP the list.
:rofl:

and thank you for letting me TOP the list.
:rofl:

hysterical

I wonder if I can shrink that down to an avatar?

Bravo to you and your fellow Concerned Polyps. I have also been particulary incensed at this Halloween season at the disgusting, distasteful, and provocative avatar of a rear end in the shape of a jack o lattern. Good gosh, how disrespectful !! This atrocity should be rectumfied immediately if not sooner !!! I wish to become a member of your group as I am sure many others on this message board would also. Please give us information on who to contact.

and thank you for letting me TOP the list.
:rofl:

:rofl: Makes me think 30-gAy is back!

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and the real question, who is this really???? Only the Shadow knows.

that was a "belly laugh" funny!

All of this is too hilarious. I would suggest that Concerned P.W.C. not look at this site if they find it offensive. It's not nice to criticize Kurt and Skunky! :nono1:

??????

FUNNy!:funn: