An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors; green, red, orange, blue, yellow. The old man just stared....Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
The teenager finally said sarcastically " What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Whitout batting an eye, the old man replied, " Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock....I was just wondering if you were my son." :roll:
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Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors; green, red, orange, blue, yellow. The old man just stared....Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
The teenager finally said sarcastically " What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Whitout batting an eye, the old man replied, " Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock....I was just wondering if you were my son." :roll:
(I see you got the smilie to work!!! Go Girl!!!)
Beach Fanatic
Sounds like something my dad would say!!! 
little sugarAuthor
kathydwells....I did , thanks!!! ktschris.....no comment on your dad, he is the greatest :clap_1:
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