We did this a long time ago, and now seems a good time for a new one. I'll start--you add to..............
It was a dark, moonless night in SoWal. The back door of the Red Bar was clapping in the wind.....
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hmmmm......can't remember
In the distance, the glow of a bonfire revealed silhouettes of a dozen denizens of the dunes, but no sound of revelry could be heard over the wind and waves.
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The night was black as Hades and it looked liked you could just pick the stars out of the sky.-----
bean
...a shadowy figure appeared from the walkover. Sparkles glimmered and a pink feather flew from the air...........
Beach Fanatic
As she juggled her bottle of wine and tray of brownies-----
Beach Fanatic
Bathed in nothing but starlight, the wind and a gentle warm seaspray from the gulf , the feather floated and bobbed its way down the warm white sand. Slowly but steadily, she followed the now almost glowing feather willingly towards the fire and shadowy yet somehow very familiar strangers...
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Meow
and then a voice in the distance said..."if you ain't got no money take your broke a$$ home."
hmmmm......can't remember
Clearly, pudding shots were to be found somewhere nearby. Disaster hovered like a tent that had been abandoned on the beach overnight.
SWGB
When BobbyJ arrived on his surf board...
bean
...we were surprised b/c it was covered in pink feathers and he had brownie crumbs on the corner of his mouth.....
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
and then a voice in the distance said..."if you ain't got no money take your broke a$$ home."
:funn:I'm sorry that was so funny I laughed out loud. Carry on.
Beach Fanatic
Everyone jumped from the laughter but then silence fell over them again when they noticed everyone around the fire was gazing in awe at something protruding from the sand...
SoWal Insider
...we were surprised b/c it was covered in pink feathers and he had brownie crumbs on the corner of his mouth.....
after the initial shock we realized it was FFF carring BB's surfboard after colliding with a flamingo.
SoWal Insider
The sparkles flew from a 4 carat canary diamond and pink feathers were from her marabou trimmed sweater that were being knocked off by the bottles of wine, pudding shots and tray of brownies. She struggled as she tittered in her pink high heels, fighting off Miss Kitty, Peapod and Bob for the brownies sake. FFF was just trying to keep up as usual.
Suddenly in the distance she saw something that took her breath away......
Suddenly in the distance she saw something that took her breath away......
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Beach Fanatic
Goofer appeared....
Meow
Goofer appeared....
and the stock market dropped over 300 points, sending SHELLY, wearing a pair of bright orange CROCS, running into the gulf screaming..."the meltdown is here!". BB's hand flew up to her head and she knocked herself out with that diamond. Bob shook his head and passed the brownie tray around again...sans all the corner pieces.
SoWal Insider
and the stock market dropped over 300 points, sending SHELLY, wearing a pair of bright orange CROCS, running into the gulf screaming..."the meltdown is here!". BB's hand flew up to her head and she knocked herself out with that diamond. Bob shook his head and passed the brownie tray around again...sans all the corner pieces.
:funn: Miss Kitty could not be bothered with all this nonsense....she was too busy pole dancing with a brownie in her hand.
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bean
and the stock market dropped over 300 points, sending SHELLY running into the gulf screaming..."the meltdown is here!". BB's hand flew up to her head and she knocked herself out with that diamond. Bob shook his head and passed the brownie tray around again...sans all the corner pieces.
As Mango tended to BB, Hop started to strip down with clothes flying off in every direction while running toward the gulf yelling...Shelly...it's not worth it....
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As Mango tended to BB, Hop started to strip down with clothes flying off in every direction while running toward the gulf yelling...Shelly...it's not worth it....
BB was revised by the sight of Hop in his speedos
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BB was revised by the sight of Hop in his speedosBut little did the whole group know the shock they were really in store for........
SoWal Insider
But little did the whole group know the shock they were really in store for........
Meow
But little did the whole group know the shock they were really in store for........
when Hop was bonked in his head by the dreaded OMBs!
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
when Hop was bonked in his head by the dreaded OMBs!
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Then Hop pulled himself up from the sand and asked "what hit me?" Everyone was rolling on the ground with laughter when all of the sudden-----
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Then Hop pulled himself up from the sand and asked "what hit me?" Everyone was rolling on the ground with laughter when all of the sudden-----
they realized they were on the dry sand portion of the beach.
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