A Thanksgiving funny

DD · 2007-11-14T02:17:45.000Z

[COLOR=#993366]A man in [/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#993366][COLOR=#993366]Phoenix[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#993366][COLOR=#993366] calls his son in [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#993366][COLOR=#993366]New York[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#993366][COLOR=#993366] the day before Thanksgiving and says," I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 45 years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#993366][COLOR=#993366]Chicago[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#993366][COLOR=#993366] and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "No way they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#993366][COLOR=#993366]Phoenix[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#993366][COLOR=#993366] immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says," They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]

SoWal Expert

Nov 13, '07 · 8:17 PM616

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving
and says," I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your
mother and I are divorcing; 45 years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "No way
they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,
don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he
says," They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

Replies

Beach Fanatic

Nov 13, '07 · 8:22 PM#2

Meow

Nov 13, '07 · 8:54 PM#3

...oh boy did I need that! :wave:

SoWal ExpertAuthor

Nov 13, '07 · 8:55 PM#4

...oh boy did I need that!

Beach Fanatic

Nov 13, '07 · 8:56 PM#5

Very nice, now how is he gonna get them to leave?

SoWal ExpertAuthor

Nov 13, '07 · 8:57 PM#6

Very nice, now how is he gonna get them to leave?

Meow

Nov 13, '07 · 8:57 PM#7

Very nice, now how is he gonna get them to leave?

He'll tell them the truth AFTER they have washed the dishes.

Beach Fanatic

Nov 13, '07 · 8:58 PM#8

Nice!

Beach Fanatic

Nov 13, '07 · 9:00 PM#9

I'll have to remember this for the future. :clap:

SoWal ExpertAuthor

Nov 13, '07 · 9:01 PM#10

I'll have to remember this for the future.

Where the heck have you been?

Beach Fanatic

Nov 13, '07 · 9:07 PM#11

Where the heck have you been?

I've been a little under the weather. Sinus infection, fever, bronchitis, you name it. Now I'm left with this horrible cough, but at least I'm on the road to recovery. Thanks for asking. :wub:

SoWal ExpertAuthor

Nov 13, '07 · 9:11 PM#12

I've been a little under the weather. Sinus infection, fever, bronchitis, you name it. Now I'm left with this horrible cough, but at least I'm on the road to recovery. Thanks for asking.

Awww...sorry you've been ill. At least you got it out of the way before Thanksgiving. Hope you continue to improve. I've missed you. :wub:

Meow

Nov 13, '07 · 9:13 PM#13

I've been a little under the weather. Sinus infection, fever, bronchitis, you name it. Now I'm left with this horrible cough, but at least I'm on the road to recovery. Thanks for asking.

whew...dbuck's had dgrunge! glad you are feeling better! :wave:

Beach Fanatic

Nov 13, '07 · 9:15 PM#14

Ahhhhhh, thanks y'all. :wub:

bean

Nov 13, '07 · 9:17 PM#15

I've been a little under the weather. Sinus infection, fever, bronchitis, you name it. Now I'm left with this horrible cough, but at least I'm on the road to recovery. Thanks for asking.

Aww, glad you're on the mend....you've been missed!!