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Apes in Florida

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Skunkapes, not orangutans:wave:

GLEN ST. MARY, Fla. -- Mysterious ape sightings are bringing excitement to a sleepy Florida town.

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Residents have been hearing screeches in the night and stories of sightings echo on every corner.

The local newspaper even ran a story about the sightings.

"There is kind of that 'I've seen a bigfoot' type of feel to it," said resident Eric Lawson. "They said it made a nest in that tree, so it's probably somewhere here in the area."

Some believe the mysterious animal is an orangutan -- one local family had found what looked to be an orange ape up high in a tree.

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission investigator who answered the original complaint call on the orange ape said there was definitely something up in the top of the tree, but he really couldn't be sure what it was.

He said he took a pack of jelly donuts and left it at the bottom of the tree, hoping to lure the creature to the ground.

He said he hasn't heard anything since.

"The next morning, the people came out and it was, it was gone," Lawson said.

If the mysterious animal was an ape, where did it come from? State officials said no one in Baker County is licensed to own an orangutan.

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Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#2
It could be my ex husband. He likes jelly donuts and while he doesn't swing from trees; he considers himself a swinger.
grace avatar
Beach Fanatic
#3
Gee- even a pack of jelly donuts couldn't lure it down. Suprising.
Jelly donuts are a favorite food of primates, no?
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#4
It could be my ex husband. He likes jelly donuts and while he doesn't swing from trees; he considers himself a swinger.

:floor::floor:Cheering--you crack me up!!
KISH7374 avatar
Beach Fanatic
#5
It could be my ex husband. He likes jelly donuts and while he doesn't swing from trees; he considers himself a swinger.

Why don't you tell us how you really feel? :floor::floor:
Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#6
:biggrin::wave:
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#7
It could be my ex husband. He likes jelly donuts and while he doesn't swing from trees; he considers himself a swinger.

How did I miss this yesterday? This is so freaking funny!!!!
NotDeadYet avatar
Beach Fanatic
#8
Now who wears orange jumpsuits? :scratch:
And where would you find lots of donuts? :scratch:


:floor::floor::floor:
DuneAHH avatar
Beach Fanatic
#9
It could be my ex husband. He likes jelly donuts and while he doesn't swing from trees; he considers himself a swinger.

OMG...HYSTERICAL!!!
:floor::floor::floor::floor:
Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#10
;-)
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#11
It could be my ex husband. He likes jelly donuts and while he doesn't swing from trees; he considers himself a swinger.

Oh Cheering....:floor:

We read about the monkey,
We read about the chimp,
But info on the orangutan
Is really very limp.
Their eating habits, where they live,
What causes them to smell?
Research ignores the orangutan
Because it's hard to spell.
Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#12
I know...I'm going straight to he!l (Laughing all the way:biggrin:)

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