Stranded!

So, I am sitting here minding my own business....when the phone rings. There is a little voice on the other end.."Miss Kitty, I missed my flight!" It was our own Kimmifunn, stranded at Love Field. "Don't worry Kimmifunn, I'll be right there to get you!". So, Kimmifunn is now at Miss Kitty's and it is her first time in Big D! We are taking her out for Tex-Mex tonight and probably a few margs. How cool is that?

Sorry she was stranded, wonderful that Miss Kitty rescued her, yall have fun now.

I wish I was there! We are getting ready to deliver Phead's oh so luxurious bed to the Skunkys house.

Well well well, I just had a few with d&jdarg I hope ya have as much fun as we had today. Maholo and send some of that Papasitos this way!!!!!

It was meant to be!!!! Kitty, you could go into the airport shuttle biz!!!

....no sheeet! I was just there last night picking up Steven! I am a professional...don't mess with me.

What the heck is she doing in Dallas?

Miss Kitty is my hero

What the heck is she doing in Dallas?

Apparently she had a connection in Dallas. ??

All's I wanna know is she gonna still be there when I get there?

What the heck is she doing in Dallas?

On her way to see you!

Miss Kitty is my hero

Apparently she had a connection in Dallas. ??

Yes, she got confused...there were TWO flights to Bham. :roll:

the Miss Kitty airport shuttle with Kimmifunn in the back seat.

This made kimmi and me laugh!

All's I wanna know is she gonna still be there when I get there?

Tough luck, unless you want to come over here at 5:30 am to get her to the airport.

Where's my Papasitos?:rofl:

BTW...kimmi cannot log on to sowal.com from my computer. It keeps dropping her!

Yoo hoo. Kimmi here! I'm sitting here with the Kittay and we're tracking our picks. We're just waiting for the last 3 games. What happed to Bama? Since when does Louisiana Monroe's High School get to play on Saturdays against SEC teams? Weird. Anywhoo...I'm in the big D until tomorrow morning, then hit the 'ham by 9. Then Phead and I are coming down to Sowal to have a slumber party with Punzy and Skunky. PHead is going to do our nails and Skunky is going to do our hair. I can't wait!

BTW...kimmi cannot log on to sowal.com from my computer. It keeps dropping her!

Yoo hoo. Kimmi here! I'm sitting here with the Kittay and we're tracking our picks. We're just waiting for the last 3 games. What happed to Bama? Since when does Louisiana Monroe's High School get to play on Saturdays against SEC teams? Weird. Anywhoo...I'm in the big D until tomorrow morning, then hit the 'ham by 9. Then Phead and I are coming down to Sowal to have a slumber party with Punzy and Skunky. PHead is going to do our nails and Skunky is going to do our hair. I can't wait!

Sorry I'm gonna miss you by a few hours, but if Kitty wants, I can come at 5:30 and take your ass to the airport.
The Skunky Slumber Party sounds very funn!! Please, please, please post pics.

Kim-you can do PHead's feet

NEWSFLASH!!!!!!Straight from The National Inquirerer:

Kimmifunn was in the Airport Lounge, had not reset the time on her watch, and didn't hear them call her flight.

She had just finished a week's worth of tryouts for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

Unfortunately she didn't make the grade. Apparently they were looking for BLONDS only. So she went to the Airport to get the heck out of dodge, where she had a few too many beers with her tears.

She calls up Miss Kitty who quickly picked her up to bring her back to Miss Kitty's Home for Wayward Celebrities.

Miss Kitty put Kimmifunn in Lindsey Lohan's room. Miss Kitty didn't even have to change the sheets as Lindsey had only been there 84 minutes before she was released.

Apparently it was overcrowded, what with Paris and Nicole coming and going. They even had a revolving door set up for Brittney.

Anywho, Miss Kitty gets Kimmifun all set up in her room, tells her she is going to run out to get Mexican for dinner, yet doesn't come back for several hours.

Remembering what Kimmifunn told her about the Tryouts, Miss Kitty Raced to the Dallas Cowgirls Camp. As a natural blond, Miss Kitty was sure to get a spot on the team.
We are still waiting to find out if she made the team, however she was able to get Tony Romo's personal phone number. He had seen photos of her with DKA's Mini-Me and was impressed with her moves.

All of this was reported to Biffster, who happened to be in town as well, filming a documentary "Granny's Gone Wild". His camera crew was able to capture footage of the tryouts. I just got off the phone with him. He is sending me a copy of the video next week.

Film at Eleven.

To be continued........


dka

Yo mr drunkartist did ya get my link I sent cha?

OMG! We are laughing so hard our tummies hurt.

Where do you come up with this stuff????

Yo mr drunkartist did ya get my link I sent cha?

OMG! This is too funny!

Not yet...but just you wait! No Pappasitas tonight...just a Pappas!

Just remember most people pay for fun, ya'll do it for free.

Yo mr drunkartist did ya get my link I sent cha?

Yes I did, thank you, but haven't had a chance to check it out yet. I was at work when I got it, and I'm not supposed to use the computer for anything not work related.

Yeah, like I'm the only one who has ever sowalled from work.....

Will check it out tonight. Thanks again.

OMG! We are laughing so hard our tummies hurt.

Where do you come up with this stuff????

What do you mean "Come up with it". I heard it straight from Biff who was reviewing the video footage while we were on the phone. I'm sure that's what he said. It was a bad connection though. Lots of background noise. I thought Hooters was supposed to be a quiet bar....

dka:lie:

OMG! We are laughing so hard our tummies hurt.

Where do you come up with this stuff????

Now I know why you haven't had time to answer my text messages. You and Kimmi have been .

While I was waiting for a new watchband to be put on, I saw some bracelets that say "Bite me," so I couldn't resist snapping a shot. My new avatar is a photo of them, in your honor since you like to say "Bite me."

Also saw one that said "Kiss my Grits" -- thought kathydwells would like that. BTW sorry Kathy about Bama.

Have funn, Kitty and Kimmi.

OMG! This is too funny!

You think THAT is funny- Right now they are getting ready to show the National Inquirerer video on America's Most Wanted with John Walsh.

Apparently now the FBI* is involved with the Production Company that filmed the Video. They are following Miss Kitty and Kimmifunn around town tonight with Cameras. Kimmifunn assumes its the usual Papa'rots'y she deals with on a daily basis. Biffster is supposedly on the run, and making his way to Florida.

This could get ugly.

to be continued....



(*Female Body Inspectors.)