Thursday Funny

Ok..this is my first "funny"- but it's pretty good...

You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 300 guests...

At he reception after the wedding, the groom got up on Stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was
his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having
sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just
standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,
as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" Commercial out of this:

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.........$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride and the best man having sex..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's

MASTERCARD!!!!!!!

Great Picture LL, how did you learn to do that????

Great Picture LL, how did you learn to do that????

I can do all kinds of tricks.

:rofl:

Well-Dressed Elderly Gentleman

A very elderly gentleman (mid-nineties), very well dressed, hair well
groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good after-shave, presenting a well-looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady (mid-eighties). The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her, and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"