my turkey

God luv ya!

Your turkey ...
is an S&M drug mule in a turkey disguise.

You got a jerky turkey! Be glad you saw that bag before you fried it up!

unremovable metal tag is govt. issue homeland security, the bag is carryon luggage, hopefully giblets in containers of 3 oz. or less

eat ham....

You got a jerky turkey! Be glad you saw that bag before you fried it up!

it says tom turkey on the bag

has a metal clamp on it that won't come off and i think he swallowed a bag

LHM :funn:

Try this - this is the way I cook - ummmmmm!!!

http://www.roastaturkey.com/

:funn:The first turkey I ever cooked, I cooked the bag inside. I didn't know it was in there. :shock:

:funn:The first turkey I ever cooked, I cooked the bag inside. I didn't know it was in there. :shock:

Nothing says holidays like the smell of burning plastic.

Nothing says holidays like the smell of burning plastic.

Nothing says holidays like the smell of burning plastic.

I've cooked a few chickens with the bag inside. No big deal -- the organs are in paper.

This is a mylar turkey roasting bag.



Is that thinking inside the bag?

Nothing says holidays like the smell of burning plastic.

:funn: