One year at a Christmas party at a very good friends house I got kinda bored. As I was gazing out the window I noticed the lighted Christmas deer in his yard. I thought to myself :scratch:Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ What would an Otter, an ordinary average Otter like myself do with a set up like this

. So while my buddy was working the room and talking to his guests I slipped outside and ..... lets just say rearranged the deer in rather "amouous positions"

. I then slipped back inside and told a couple of my friends to look out the windows but not to say a word to our gracious host. Well we yuked it up for a while and soon forgot about it

. Later that evening (ok about 3 am) he's seeing people to the door and "notices" something is different

. "Hey! Who's been 'screwing' with my deer! :angry:" ........... Those of us remaining absolutly lost it


. Turns out he's the "Clark Griswald" of the community and the whole town drives by to see his yard

. Oops, the deer were in "possition" for 4 - 5 hours before he noticed

. He heard about it for weeks for the community

. Whewwww I feel better now. Peace Out
