Tips On Old Age...

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never trust a fart

That "never trust a fart" thing reminds me of something I saw in the Home Depot parking lot not too long ago. I was walking by this old couple who had bought a five gallon bucket of paint. The old guy was trying to pick this thing up out of the buggy and get it in the trunk when I heard this loud wet fart sound -BRRRRRDDDT-. He quickly got that "oh my god" look on his face.

His wife was horrified and started yelling at him because he "Did it again". I watched from the safety of my truck as the wife made him ride home kneeling down in the back seat. It was one of the funniest and saddest things I've ever witnessed.

That "never trust a fart" thing reminds me of something I saw in the Home Depot parking lot not too long ago. I was walking by this old couple who had bought a five gallon bucket of paint. The old guy was trying to pick this thing up out of the buggy and get it in the trunk when I heard this loud wet fart sound -BRRRRRDDDT-. He quickly got that "oh my god" look on his face.

His wife was horrified and started yelling at him because he "Did it again". I watched from the safety of my truck as the wife made him ride home kneeling down in the back seat. It was one of the funniest and saddest things I've ever witnessed.

LL OMG, are you making that up?????????????

LL OMG, are you making that up?????????????

Unfortunately, no. Ole man crapped his pants and I just happened to be walking along right behind them.

Unfortunately, no. Ole man crapped his pants and I just happened to be walking along right behind them.

Gross. Gross. Gross.

That "never trust a fart" thing reminds me of something I saw in the Home Depot parking lot not too long ago. I was walking by this old couple who had bought a five gallon bucket of paint. The old guy was trying to pick this thing up out of the buggy and get it in the trunk when I heard this loud wet fart sound -BRRRRRDDDT-. He quickly got that "oh my god" look on his face.

His wife was horrified and started yelling at him because he "Did it again". I watched from the safety of my truck as the wife made him ride home kneeling down in the back seat. It was one of the funniest and saddest things I've ever witnessed.

Oh... I'm dying here :rofl:

Oh... I'm dying here :rofl:

There is nothing quite like seeing an old man riding on his knees in the back seat.

That "never trust a fart" thing reminds me of something I saw in the Home Depot parking lot not too long ago. I was walking by this old couple who had bought a five gallon bucket of paint. The old guy was trying to pick this thing up out of the buggy and get it in the trunk when I heard this loud wet fart sound -BRRRRRDDDT-. He quickly got that "oh my god" look on his face.

His wife was horrified and started yelling at him because he "Did it again". I watched from the safety of my truck as the wife made him ride home kneeling down in the back seat. It was one of the funniest and saddest things I've ever witnessed.

That could be my dad who is 90 years old now. Things don't always work anymore the way you want them to, you know? He always says "getting old isn't for sissies". And he never complains about anything.

That could be my dad who is 90 years old now. Things don't always work anymore the way you want them to, you know? He always says "getting old isn't for sissies". And he never complains about anything.

I like your dad...he sounds sharp! Watch out boys....that might be you one day!

I never knew how dangerous a sneeze could be until I had children!

I never knew how dangerous a sneeze could be until I had children!

TMI!! :rofl: MAO!!