Sleeping Arrangement

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Dec 12, '07 · 8:14 AM326

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the
upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman
saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "

"I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!

"Good, " she replied... "Get your own damn blanket."

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted