Yo Whitey....

My friend that works at Target

What about this Jfunn???

19 Ways to Keep your Sanity. Hmmm what should #20 be? :scratch:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'.

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives ! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. ????

true story that just happened my washing machine is not working properly and a repair guy just showed up to fix it. he parked in the drive way which is a slight hill (with LOTS of snow on it) and when he went back outside to his car it was in the middle of the road :funn:

i have seen this a couple times now and i love it it is so flippn' funny to me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yftQPd-21A0

OMG....:funn:

true story that just happened my washing machine is not working properly and a repair guy just showed up to fix it. he parked in the drive way which is a slight hill (with LOTS of snow on it) and when he went back outside to his car it was in the middle of the road :funn:

i have seen this a couple times now and i love it it is so flippn' funny to me

You are killing me.

Carry on funn's....didn't mean to interrupt.

true story that just happened my washing machine is not working properly and a repair guy just showed up to fix it. he parked in the drive way which is a slight hill (with LOTS of snow on it) and when he went back outside to his car it was in the middle of the road :funn:

i have seen this a couple times now and i love it it is so flippn' funny to me

The magic of snow and winter.

I am bored today

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UT is my team, but Fat Phil, I could deal without.

UT is my team, but Fat Phil, I could deal without.

I Shooter. He is too cute!!!!!

Just got back from Target and I bought the Apples to Apples game and the young girl that rang me up asked about the game and if it was funn. I walked out of there laughing to myself after seeing these videos earlier. Thankfully our Target employees are not so annoying.

Apples to Apples is the best game. It's really funn with big groups and alcohol, of course...

turrrrget. what is apples to apples? i thought it was a counting game but i think i might be wrong.