Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough money?
Why does some one believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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Beach Fanatic
This made my day!:funn:
Beach Fanatic
"If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?"
I always wondered about this one!
I always wondered about this one!
Beach Fanatic
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway???
Why is abbrevation such a long word????
Why is abbrevation such a long word????
Beach Fanatic
Why do we place grocery items in the front of the cart when mam's place their babes'
bottoms there.....
Why Why Why....isn't this the name of a song?
bottoms there.....
Why Why Why....isn't this the name of a song?
Beach Fanatic
spelling correction....mama's
Meow
spelling correction....mama's
spelling correction...mamas
...those were funny!
Beach Fanatic
Why Why Why....isn't this the name of a song?Billy Currington
Beach Fanatic
Billy Currington
Oh my, he kills me with that "Must be doing something right" song....love it!
SoWal Insider
If foreigners don't understand English, we slow down and start yelling the words. The Starbucks......W-H-E-R-E I-S T-H-E S-T-A-R-B-U-C-K-S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPEEKEE INGLEE PLEEEEZ!!!!!!!!!
Beach Fanatic
If foreigners don't understand English, we slow down and start yelling the words. The Starbucks......W-H-E-R-E I-S T-H-E S-T-A-R-B-U-C-K-S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPEEKEE INGLEE PLEEEEZ!!!!!!!!!inglee?!!!
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fartblossom
why ? probably for the same reason that when my f-ing computer locks up or is moving too slow i keep hitting return......
Meow
why ? probably for the same reason that when my f-ing computer locks up or is moving too slow i keep hitting return......
I have learned that jdarg and I bang the mouse several times to get the computer to do what we want it to do.
fartblossom
I have learned that jdarg and I bang the mouse several times to get the computer to do what we want it to do.
hmm i will try that next time, wait, i don't have a mouse.. guess i will just pick up the whole dang computer and bang it...
Meow
hmm i will try that next time, wait, i don't have a mouse.. guess i will just pick up the whole dang computer and bang it...
cuss at it, too!
Beach Fanatic
I have learned that jdarg and I bang the mouse several times to get the computer to do what we want it to do.
:funn:
I used to 'tap' the mouse some too, now i just tap, tap, tap my index finger cuz it's built in. 
They do get stuck sometimes. 
Bang away, gulls! 
SoWal Expert
cuss at it, too!
Cussing always helps.
picky
Cussing always helps.
Especially when combined with smoking and drinking.
SoWal Expert
Especially when combined with smoking and drinking.
;-)
SoWal Guide
swgb - this is funny as all hail. love the "s" in "lisp"...
OMG - I'll never ever do this again!:shock:
took the words right out of my mouth. eff bomb all the way.
naturally.
Why do we place grocery items in the front of the cart when mam's place their babes'
bottoms there.....
Why Why Why....isn't this the name of a song?
OMG - I'll never ever do this again!:shock:
cuss at it, too!
took the words right out of my mouth. eff bomb all the way.
Especially when combined with smoking and drinking.
naturally.
SoWal Insider
why ? probably for the same reason that when my f-ing computer locks up or is moving too slow i keep hitting return......http://www.eusing.com/free_registry_cleaner/registry_cleaner.htm clean out your bloated registery/ download this freeware....skip the registration/click scan/wait/click repair.....happy surfer!!!!
SoWal Insider
she sings "WHY" as well as anyone
SoWal Guide
why why why?
margarita brocolia
..................This is so me! :roll:
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance? ......... W
Why do we place grocery items in the front of the cart when mam's place their babes' bottoms there.....?omg I've never thought of this! Thanks a lot..
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Beach Fanatic
she sings "WHY" as well as anyone
Why don't we ever hear of Annie anymore....
fartblossom
cuss at it, too!
i can do that !
Cussing always helps.
i have found it useful in most of life's situations
Especially when combined with smoking and drinking.
no smokey but i can definitely drinky !
http://www.eusing.com/free_registry_cleaner/registry_cleaner.htm clean out your bloated registery/ download this freeware....skip the registration/click scan/wait/click repair.....happy surfer!!!!
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