Help! We have been invited to a costume party! I'm hoping this creative, intelligent, funny, and completely sick-minded group will have some great ideas! 
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35got any pics?
This is a simple and very good costume. I won top prize at 3 parties and got gropped at a couple of bars (GB<---not real happy with that:roll: )
Sen. Ted Kenedy
I painted my hair grey, used GB's make up to make gin glossoms on cheeks and nose. I wore the starched dress shirt and tie that I wore to work that day. (Here's where it got fun) I put on some chili pepper boxer shorts (no pants), over the calf dress sox and dress shoes. Carried around a big stoggie and had a name tag for the people that didn't know who I was that said "Sen. Ted". If only I had done that when I was single
Edit: Oh ya... I told everybody that "My record was a matter of policy and my policy was a matter of record"
Sen. Ted Kenedy
I painted my hair grey, used GB's make up to make gin glossoms on cheeks and nose. I wore the starched dress shirt and tie that I wore to work that day. (Here's where it got fun) I put on some chili pepper boxer shorts (no pants), over the calf dress sox and dress shoes. Carried around a big stoggie and had a name tag for the people that didn't know who I was that said "Sen. Ted". If only I had done that when I was single
Edit: Oh ya... I told everybody that "My record was a matter of policy and my policy was a matter of record"
SoWal ExpertAuthor
This is a simple and very good costume. I won top prize at 3 parties and got gropped at a couple of bars (GB<---not real happy with that:roll: )
Sen. Ted Kenedy
I painted my hair grey, used GB's make up to make gin glossoms on cheeks and nose. I wore the starched dress shirt and tie that I wore to work that day. (Here's where it got fun) I put on some chili pepper boxer shorts (no pants), over the calf dress sox and dress shoes. Carried around a big stoggie and had a name tag for the people that didn't know who I was that said "Sen. Ted". If only I had done that when I was single
Good one! And grope-ability is the extra added costume bonus, huh?
got any pics?
Good one! And grope-ability is the extra added costume bonus, huh?
I swear! It was the funniest thing. I literally got gropped in all the bars we went to. You know what they say about a guy in power.

Meow
This is a simple and very good costume. I won top prize at 3 parties and got gropped at a couple of bars (GB<---not real happy with that:roll: )
Sen. Ted Kenedy
I painted my hair grey, used GB's make up to make gin glossoms on cheeks and nose. I wore the starched dress shirt and tie that I wore to work that day. (Here's where it got fun) I put on some chili pepper boxer shorts (no pants), over the calf dress sox and dress shoes. Carried around a big stoggie and had a name tag for the people that didn't know who I was that said "Sen. Ted". If only I had done that when I was single
Edit: Oh ya... I told everybody that "My record was a matter of policy and my policy was a matter of record"
Awesome and cool...Sin Ted!!!!
My all time fav was a take on that crazy lady character Cher used to do...can't remember her name...Shurlene? I had a huge, tall beehive wig in which I stuck all matter of stuff: American flag, curlers, fake pumpkins, fake bugs, funny buttons, etc. Wore tight black leggings and a leopard sweater w/ huge belt at waist, ankle boots, Mardi Gras beads, and my fav sparkly cat eye glasses! Loved by adults and kids alike...especially when you use an annoying fake trashy accent!!!! Gotta do that one again!
SoWal ExpertAuthor
I need to find a pic of Shurlene-
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
And I have gone as this several times.
I cut a hole in the bottom of a big black garbage bag. I then spray paint these words on it. "Po White Trash" and slip it over my head. I wear sweats under the bag. It get's a laugh everytime I do it!!!!!
I cut a hole in the bottom of a big black garbage bag. I then spray paint these words on it. "Po White Trash" and slip it over my head. I wear sweats under the bag. It get's a laugh everytime I do it!!!!!
SoWal Expert
you could go as NOLA Mayor Nagin. Now that guy is scarey. Another scarey one is Bob's new avatar.
Beach Fanatic
you could go as NOLA Mayor Nagin. Now that guy is scarey. Another scarey one is Bob's new avatar.
I'm partial to the homemade caveman costume
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
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I'm partial to the homemade caveman costume
Where's your club???????????? Very cute, LL.
Beach Fanatic
Where's your club???????????? Very cute, LL.
I made a huge club for my costume that night but the girls kept running around with it.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
I made a huge club for my costume that night but the girls kept running around with it.
I bet that hurt!!!
SoWal Expert
Where's your club???????????? Very cute, LL.
Dohp! I am a little slow today. I thought you meant his group, social club. I guess I don't think about cave men and clubs too often.Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Dohp! I am a little slow today. I thought you meant his group, social club. I guess I don't think about cave men and clubs too often.
SJ, I think you need another cup of Joe this morning !!!!
SoWal Expert
SJ, I think you need another cup of Joe this morning !!!!I have not finished the first one.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
I have not finished the first one.
Well then, there lies the problem....drink up my dear!!!!!
Meow
Gotta' watch that kd....she's a clever one!
cracker
I've got one for you. One year I bought orange sweatshirts and some black felt. I traced two big letter P's on the felt and cut them out. I fabric glued one of the felt P's on the front of each shirt. I used halloween makeup and made my husband and my self a black eye. Real shiners, I did a good job with purple, black and green. Can anybody guess what we were? Everyone loved it!!!!!!!! 

Beach Lover
Black eyed peas?
cracker
Yes!! Black Eyed Peas!! It was really funny! I'll see if I have a picture...
Beach Lover
I swear! It was the funniest thing. I literally got gropped in all the bars we went to. You know what they say about a guy in power.One of the most memorable Halloween experiences I have had was the naughty catholic school girl bit....with the paddle and school books to boot. Quite a lot to carry around the Nashville bar scene but a good time was had by all. Had a girlfriend who was my partner in crime and a guy friend who was a Priest.
got any pics?
One of the most memorable Halloween experiences I have had was the naughty catholic school girl bit....with the paddle and school books to boot. Quite a lot to carry around the Nashville bar scene but a good time was had by all. Had a girlfriend who was my partner in crime and a guy friend who was a Priest.
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SoWal ExpertAuthor
Y'all are awesome! Thanks! :clap_1:
got any pics?
One of the most memorable Halloween experiences I have had was the naughty catholic school girl bit....with the paddle and school books to boot. Quite a lot to carry around the Nashville bar scene but a good time was had by all. Had a girlfriend who was my partner in crime and a guy friend who was a Priest.
Now that I'm home I can post the good stuff
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Beach Fanatic
Did you say creative and completely sick-minded?

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Meow
Now that I'm home I can post the good stuff![]()
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Har dee har har....how can you stand waiting? I applaud you! Dam*...there's another word that doesn't look right. Dabell will you please spellcheck me...I am having a real devil of a time with spelling these days!
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