My Living Will

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Dec 17, '07 · 1:04 PM655

Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitc*.

Replies

Beach Fanatic

Dec 17, '07 · 1:10 PM#2

Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitc*.

Beach Fanatic

Dec 17, '07 · 1:42 PM#3

:rofl::rofl:

I think you were talking about my life!!

SoWal Expert

Dec 17, '07 · 1:50 PM#4

Man, did I need a good laugh today. Thanks. :wave:

SoWal Insider

Dec 17, '07 · 1:53 PM#5

:funn:

SoWal Insider

Dec 17, '07 · 2:05 PM#6

Your sister must know my sisters. :floor:

Oh, if mine is lurking.......... :wave:

Banned

Dec 17, '07 · 2:30 PM#7

:rofl:

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com

Dec 17, '07 · 2:55 PM#8

As for me.....DON'T TOUCH MY WINE!!!!!:angry:

Beach Fanatic

Dec 17, '07 · 3:03 PM#9

Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitc*.

Isn't that illegal in most states

Beach Fanatic

Dec 17, '07 · 3:47 PM#10

Good one KDW!

SoWal Guide

Dec 17, '07 · 4:41 PM#11

KDW - were you in a vegetative state of mind again girlfriend? :clap:

good one.

SWGB

Dec 17, '07 · 8:19 PM#12

Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitc*.

...and then they found the body... :funn: