They ended their program with "God Bless America," and I heard several of the kids sing, "from the mountains, to the fairies." A mom came up afterwards and said she heard her daughter sing "Jingle Bells" with this line--"bells on cocktails ring."


Aren't they so cute!! Jackson had his last week at a church with a Starbucks. 
Aren't they so cute!! Jackson had his last week at a church with a Starbucks.



Shut up!
I'm not lyin!! I was in *heaven*! Ordered up my eggnog latte and kicked back to enjoy the carols.

I'm not lyin!! I was in *heaven*! Ordered up my eggnog latte and kicked back to enjoy the carols.I wonder if the Starbucks has impacted the church's offering income. Latte or collection plate...what to do, what to do...
How do they know the difference between the Holy Ghost and a Quad Venti?
Oh and a Quad Venti is a large drink with 4 shots of espresso in it for those Starbucks illiterates out there.
Isn't Quad Venti the ending of a prayer?I wonder if the Starbucks has impacted the church's offering income. Latte or collection plate...what to do, what to do...
I will do some research on this and get back. This particular church is in a pretty affluent part of town, so I'm guessing not.More importantly, will they let you know when your order's ready in the middle of the service?I will do some research on this and get back. This particular church is in a pretty affluent part of town, so I'm guessing not.
L'il Pea #4's Christmas singalong was tonight, and here are two funny highlights:
They ended their program with "God Bless America," and I heard several of the kids sing, "from the mountains, to the fairies." A mom came up afterwards and said she heard her daughter sing "Jingle Bells" with this line--"bells on cocktails ring."
I'm not lyin!! I was in *heaven*! Ordered up my eggnog latte and kicked back to enjoy the carols.
More importantly, will they let you know when your order's ready in the middle of the service?

Too cute!!!
A member of our church donated and built "The Global Cafe" at our church. All profits go to missions. It's alot like Starbucks but prices are a little lower.
I wonder if the Starbucks has impacted the church's offering income. Latte or collection plate...what to do, what to do...
This has brought lots of questions to your mind I can see.

Actually, I'm enjoying amusing you.

And you're doing a damn fine job!
This has brought lots of questions to your mind I can see.
Oh, they charged me the WHOLE price! :roll:
Hey! How'd you miss getting asterisked?And you're doing a damn fine job!
L'il Pea #4's Christmas singalong was tonight, and here are two funny highlights:I never have cocktails without bells. Tragically, the word "cocktail" is probably in their tiny vocabularies, whereas I'm not even sure what a bobtail is. (Not specifically, anyway.)
They ended their program with "God Bless America," and I heard several of the kids sing, "from the mountains, to the fairies." A mom came up afterwards and said she heard her daughter sing "Jingle Bells" with this line--"bells on cocktails ring."
What better way to keep the congregation awake? Fill up that communion tray with tiny shots of espresso...Aren't they so cute!! Jackson had his last week at a church with a Starbucks.
More importantly, will they let you know when your order's ready in the middle of the service?
If it's a franchise, I'm sure they would! My sister just started working at Starbucks. You know the ones in Target or the grocery stores are not owned by Starbucks? Apparently they don't necessarily follow the exact same recipes either. It is rumored they skimp on certain ingredients to save costs.:shock:
I'm so disillusioned. :angry:

Hey! How'd you miss getting asterisked?
And he said unto them, "Venti Quad Mocha no whip no foam w/ equal for John" :shock:...extra hot! (That's my favorite option, though I rarely feed the Starbucks monster.)
Hey! How'd you miss getting asterisked?

I never have cocktails without bells. Tragically, the word "cocktail" is probably in their tiny vocabularies, whereas I'm not even sure what a bobtail is. (Not specifically, anyway.)
What better way to keep the congregation awake? Fill up that communion tray with tiny shots of espresso...
And he said unto them, "Venti Quad Mocha no whip no foam w/ equal for John" :shock:




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