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SoWal Addiction

Matt J avatar
SWGB
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I was accused by someone today of being a SoWal addict. This person also has quite the addiction. My immediate response was, "So what, I can stop anytime I just don't want too."

  1. We admitted we were powerless over sowal —that our lives had become unmanageable.
  2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
  3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
  4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
  5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
  6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
  7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
  8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
  9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
  10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
  11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His Will for us and the power to carry that out.
  12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
Pfff, that's too much and would cut into my sowal time.

I would like to add that I am not making fun of AA for anyone who has or is using the program, just using it for reference.

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audie avatar
fartblossom
#2
hi - my name is audie and i'm a sowal addict too (sometimes)
Kurt avatar
Admin
#3
I could ban you. :twisted:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#4
swgb...I think you could come up with an original step program just for sowal.com.
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#5
swgb...I think you could come up with an original step program just for sowal.com.

What's the point? None of us actually want to get over it.
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#6
I could ban you. :twisted:

boi - ignore that man behind the curtain.
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#7
boi - ignore that man behind the curtain.


:floor:good one. You just gave me the most hilarious Christmas gift idea for Kurt, but it's too late for this year. I will try to remember it for next year.
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#8
Didn't I do a 12-Step Program for SoWal addicts last year sometime? I think I might have to find it!!!!
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#9
Hey SWGB, here is my rendition. ;-):wave:

SoWal Addiction. <<<< clicky.
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#10
I was accused by someone today of being a SoWal addict. This person also has quite the addiction. My immediate response was, "So what, I can stop anytime I just don't want too."

I want you to stop Sowalling as much as I want you to stop drinking! ;-)
LightWorker avatar
Beach Fanatic
#12
Hello...my name is LightWorker (even if swgb called me a gold digger) and I wondered if any rich guys attend these meetings...oh and do you have any coffee and snacks? Chocolate always works for me!!
KISH7374 avatar
Beach Fanatic
#13
Hello...my name is LightWorker (even if swgb called me a gold digger) and I wondered if any rich guys attend these meetings...oh and do you have any coffee and snacks? Chocolate always works for me!!
Sounds like you are just being too easy. As far as the addiction, what else is there to live for?????

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