Thursday Funny

Your such a MAN LL!!!

:rofl: LL ... just like a man!!

I'm not that bad. Just last week, I cleaned every tub and toilet in the house. I vacum too, but only if I've been drinking. Its alot more fun that way. You should try it.

I'm not that bad. Just last week, I cleaned every tub and toilet in the house. I vacum too, but only if I've been drinking. Its alot more fun that way. You should try it.

No, you should drink ALOT and come North and clean my house!!!!!

Now that's funny!! Maybe I should make my husband a martini when he gets home from work and hand him the vacuum!!

I love to have a few while I clean...makes the job go by faster!

A Touching Story of Love and Marriage:


An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly
smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.


He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the
bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,
and with even greater effort inched himself down the stairs, gripping
the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the
doorframe, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have
thought himself already in heaven.


There, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally
hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven?
Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife seeing to
it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final
effort, he could already invision them in his mouth; seemingly bringing him
back to life.


The aged and withered hand shakily made its way to a cookie at
the edge of the table, when his wife suddenly smacked it with a
spatula.


"Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral."

Hey LL.......dont feel bad, I know some women like that!!!!! besides, I have a feeling that you're a really great daddy

Hey LL.......dont feel bad, I know some women like that!!!!! besides, I have a feeling that you're a really great daddy

Hey thanks!

Little man Walker B. was NOT happy last night. He was up all night and wound up in the bed with us. NO SLEEP!

He's cutting teeth again so his mouth hurts and his stomach is all screwed up from something. Unhappy camper!

Yeh, been there, done that!!! they can get the runs when teeth are coming in. It really is hard on the little guys

Love it

Here's another: http://www.bsnews.org/articles/56
;-)

Here's another: http://www.bsnews.org/articles/56
;-)

That's funny.

The following is a telephone exchange
> between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in
> Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East
> Economic Review:
> > >
> > >
> > > Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
> > >
> > >
> > > Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed
> room-service."
> > >
> > >
> > > RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish
> to oddor sunteen??"
> > >
> > > G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and
> eggs."
> > >
> > >
> > > RS: "Ow July den?"
> > >
> > > G: "What??"
> > >
> > > RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
> > >
> > > G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
> > > Sorry, scrambled please."
> > >
> > > RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
> > >
> > > G: "Crisp will be fine."
> > >
> > > RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
> > >
> > > G: "What?"
> > >
> > > RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
> > >
> > > G: "I don't think so."
> > >
> > > RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
> > >
> > > G: "I feel really bad about this, but I
> don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes'
> means."
> > >
> > > RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan
> toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
> bodder?"
> > >
> > > G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You
> were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
> English muffin will be fine."
> > >
> > > RS: "We bodder?"
> > >
> > > G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
> > >
> > > RS: "Wad?"
> > >
> > > G: "I mean butter...just put it on the
> side."
> > >
> > > RS: "Copy?"
> > >
> > > G: "Excuse me?"
> > >
> > > RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
> > >
> > > G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
> > >
> > > RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease
> baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on
> sigh and copy....rye??"
> > >
> > > G: "Whatever you say."
> > >
> > > RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
> > >
> > > G : "You're very welcome."
> > >
> > >
>
>
>
>

>>>>couldn't make
>>>>>my way
>>>>>through
>>>>that one

The following is a telephone exchange
> between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in
> Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East
> Economic Review:

My husband sent me this one. He can totally relate because he's in Asia about one week every month. When we had a home invasion (it was awful!), he was in Tokyo. I called the hotel and asked for his room. Asians have trouble with L's and R's and couldn't understand his name. I asked to speak to someone who spoke English. The operator said, "I speak Engwish." I said, "Apparently not because you can't even understand his name, even when I spell it." She put someone else on the phone, and I finally got through to my husband.

My husband sent me this one. He can totally relate because he's in Asia about one week every month. When we had a home invasion (it was awful!), he was in Tokyo. I called the hotel and asked for his room. Asians have trouble with L's and R's and couldn't understand his name. I asked to speak to someone who spoke English. The operator said, "I speak Engwish." I said, "Apparently not because you can't even understand his name, even when I spell it." She put someone else on the phone, and I finally got through to my husband.

BR, what's a home invasion? Is that the new terminology for robbery? If so My Condolences! We had one of them--only my handbags were snatched, but I felt so violated. Not to say angry as well, since one was an Italian bag and the other one a Longchamps I bought in Paris.