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When its Safe to be a yankee!

Beach House 25 avatar
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Bubba applied for an engineering position in the southern United States.
A Yankee applied for the same job. Both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the manager. Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions.
The manager went to Bubba and said: "Thanks for your interest, but we've decided to give the Yankee the job."
Bubba asked: "And why are you giving him the job? We both got nine questions correct. This being I am an FSU football player and me being a Southern boy, I should get the job!"
The manager said: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but, rather, on the one question that you both missed."
Bubba then asked: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"
The manager said: "Bubba, it's like this. On question No. 4 the Yankee put down; 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'":eek:
:floor:

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Franny avatar
Beach Fanatic
#2
:floor::floor:
Gypsea avatar
Beach Fanatic
#3
:wub: it!
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#4
Bubba applied for an engineering position in the southern United States.
A Yankee applied for the same job. Both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the manager. Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions.
The manager went to Bubba and said: "Thanks for your interest, but we've decided to give the Yankee the job."
Bubba asked: "And why are you giving him the job? We both got nine questions correct. This being I am an FSU football player and me being a Southern boy, I should get the job!"
The manager said: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but, rather, on the one question that you both missed."
Bubba then asked: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"
The manager said: "Bubba, it's like this. On question No. 4 the Yankee put down; 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'":eek:
:floor:
Did this joke predate the current academic scandals?:idontno:
:lolabove:

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AugustInTransit avatar
Beach Lover
#5
That's definitely an FSU football player's answer. :rofl:
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#6
Good one! Keep 'em coming.
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#7
:clap:
drunkkenartist avatar
Beach Fanatic
#8
This Yankee FSU fan found this thread to be very offensive.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!:funn::funn::clap::clap::clap::clap:


Its funny, but everyone seems to forget the same thing happened to the Miami Hurricanes earlier this year but that was swept quietly under the rug. I'm just proud of Bobby and the (remaining) Boyz for showing up and playing as hard as they did. Without cheating.:rolling:

Great joke. No seriously. I mean it. I'm laughing my butt off. Can't you tell?

dka;-)
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#9
This Yankee FSU fan found this thread to be very offensive.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!:funn::funn::clap::clap::clap::clap:


Its funny, but everyone seems to forget the same thing happened to the Miami Hurricanes earlier this year but that was swept quietly under the rug. I'm just proud of Bobby and the (remaining) Boyz for showing up and playing as hard as they did. Without cheating.:rolling:

Great joke. No seriously. I mean it. I'm laughing my butt off. Can't you tell?

dka;-)

I'll let you know Saturday. :rofl:

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