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...On April 12, "The Vagina Monologues," which has become a worldwide phenomenon, launching the V-Day project to end violence against women, will play the 17,000-seat New Orleans Arena with a cast scheduled to include Jane Fonda, Glenn Close, Jennifer Hudson, Ellen DeGeneres, Charmaine Neville, Salma Hayek, Rosario Dawson, Ashley Judd, Julia Stiles, Marisa Tomei and Oprah Winfrey, for whom Ensler is writing a new monologue.
April 11 and 12 will find the Louisiana Superdome interior turned into a pink and red vagina -- "with a big vagina entrance," Ensler said -- as a setting for performance events, parties, parades, workshops, wellness and education programs, speakers, even spa treatments, which will be free to residents of New Orleans and the Gulf South. (Men are excluded only from the spa.)
For those two days, New Orleans will be "the Vagina Capital of America," Ensler said. "We're coming here to say that we should celebrate New Orleans, cherish it, protect it, just as we do our vaginas, and make sure it goes on and on."

:yikes:...I am speechless. Trying to decide whether to visit sarafunn this weekend or not...maybe, or not!

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Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#2
I think you should go and represent SoWal. Be the Va-Jay-Jay ambassador.
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#3
I think you should go and represent SoWal. Be the Va-Jay-Jay ambassador.


:scratch:

:blink:

:confused:
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#4
:scratch:

:blink:

:confused:

I wouldn't want to either. :floor:
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#5
I wouldn't want to either. :floor:

:biggrin: :wave:

(I'm working on pantomime with the kids. Can you tell?)
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#6
:biggrin: :wave:

(I'm working on pantomime with the kids. Can you tell?)

Uh, please tell me you are not pantomiming this performance at military school.:lol:
Beachbummette avatar
SoWal Insider
#7
Roadtrip! :biggrin: :wave:
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#8
Uh, please tell me you are not pantomiming this performance at military school.:lol:

Roadtrip! :biggrin: :wave:

HA!!! :floor:

Those poor boys wouldn't even know what that meant!

(BB! Where you been?)
Beachbummette avatar
SoWal Insider
#9
HA!!! :floor:

Those poor boys wouldn't even know what that meant!

(BB! Where you been?)

I've been very busy at work and planning your wedding and all my roadtrips. First we are going to Telluride with John R.....then with Miss Kitty to the Vajayjay thingamajig......then a sowalsoireehodownbeachblanketbingo.....then NOLA. Where you been?
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MeowAuthor
#10
I've been very busy at work and planning your wedding and all my roadtrips. First we are going to Telluride with John R.....then with Miss Kitty to the Vajayjay thingamajig......then a sowalsoireehodownbeachblanketbingo.....then NOLA. Where you been?

One road trip...vajayjay and NOLA...all in one! ;-)
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#11
Twenty bucks that Skunky doesn't come near this thread. He won't say the V word in mixed company. We like to yell it at him and watch him squirm with discomfort.:floor::lol:
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#12
I've been very busy at work and planning your wedding and all my roadtrips. First we are going to Telluride with John R.....then with Miss Kitty to the Vajayjay thingamajig......then a sowalsoireehodownbeachblanketbingo.....then NOLA. Where you been?

Skewl. Where it's kewl...:cool: I almost needed that bail money this week! :blink:

Is my sweetie pie still going to love me if I murder or mutilate a teenage boy? (No jury would ever convict me--it would be a clear-cut case of justifiable homicide, or at least temporary insanity!)

Where am I going on my honeymoon, anyway? When I retire to married life, I want in on all these road trips!
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MeowAuthor
#13
Twenty bucks that Skunky doesn't come near this thread. He won't say the V word in mixed company. We like to yell it at him and watch him squirm with discomfort.:floor::lol:

:lolabove:...I am waiting for it to show up on NOLA.com. Wouldn't you like to be the one dragging Skunky into the "dome"???? :biggrin:
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#14
:lolabove:...I am waiting for it to show up on NOLA.com. Wouldn't you like to be the one dragging Skunky into the "dome"???? :biggrin:

He would have to be drunk, drugged, bound, gagged, and dragged. I don't think he would survive the experience.
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#15
Roadtrip! :biggrin: :wave:

One road trip...vajayjay and NOLA...all in one! ;-)

Twenty bucks that Skunky doesn't come near this thread. He won't say the V word in mixed company. We like to yell it at him and watch him squirm with discomfort.:floor::lol:

:floor::floor:Y'all are killin' me! I am waaaaaay PUI...so it doesn't take much.
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hmmmm......can't remember
#16
:floor::floor:Y'all are killin' me! I am waaaaaay PUI...so it doesn't take much.


Is it s/d/c night? Please tell me it ain't so--I have to go to bed!
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#17
Is it s/d/c night? Please tell me it ain't so--I have to go to bed!

Uh, I don't know. It used to always be on Thursday. I had a "work function"--just got home.
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#18
Is it s/d/c night? Please tell me it ain't so--I have to go to bed!

Not for me!:wave: it's folding laundry/clean the bathrooms night! Which means I am cussing.
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SoWal Expert
#19
Wow! The "vagina monologues" is supposed to be a great place of theatre, but based on that press release I think even I would have reservations about walking into thhe Superdome, er, giant vajajay! :yikes:

Eve Ensler is a great writer and advocate of women's rights - she did a fabulous article recently (can't remember the magazine - Glamour or Marie Claire?) about a doctor in Africa who has devoted his life to repairing the damage & trauma done to women during the trauma and rape of the civil wars.
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#20
Not for me!:wave: it's folding laundry/clean the bathrooms night! Which means I am cussing.

G'night then...I'll do my laundry this weekend!
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#21
Is it s/d/c night? Please tell me it ain't so--I have to go to bed!

Does this mean sowalling/drinking/cussing? :idontno:
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#22
Does this mean sowalling/drinking/cussing? :idontno:

I guess the "s" could be sowalling for those of us who don't smoke.:wave:
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#23
:wave:
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#24
:wave:

I love your avatar!
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#25
Sleeping/dreaming/curling up in a ball (I mean it this time.) :wave:
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#26
I love your avatar!

:biggrin::wave:

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