Newsflash

Paris and Paris broke up.

And Paris is dating Mary Kate's boyfriend. As per Page 6

October 4, 2005 -- IN the world of young Greek billionaires, Paris Hilton, 24, has traded up.
Hilton ? who ditched her fianc? Paris Latsis, 23, a month ago but only formally announced it last week ? has been romancing Mary-Kate Olsen's boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, 20, whose princely family makes the Latsis clan, worth $7.5 billion according to Forbes, seem nouveau riche.

On Friday, the new duo showed up at Spider Club in L.A. and "made out all night and closed the place down," our spy said.

The next night, the couple was at Element with Paris' sister Nicky. Paris "tried to get the club to turn the lights down so no one could see her and Stavros make out," another spywitness recalled. "She also got the club to clear out the bathrooms for her and her friends so that no 'fans' would be in there with her."

Insiders predict Hilton's latest pairing ? the party girl was also spotted cozying up to her music producer, Scott Storch, last month ? won't last because the reserved Niarchos clan is so publicity-shy they didn't like Stavros dating Olsen.

"They haven't seen anything yet," snickered our source.

The Stavros conquest is also threatening Hiltie's friendship with Olsen and her sister Ashley because Mary-Kate is said to feel betrayed. In fact, a lot of Hilton's famous friends seem to be flocking elsewhere. "One Tree Hill" star Sophia Bush, Jessica Simpson, Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie and other young Hollywood hotties have all stopped hanging out with Hilton for various reasons.



However, Paris can console herself with her jewelry. We hear the hotel heiress intends to keep the $5 million, 24-carat diamond ring Latsis gave her.

Meanwhile, the entire Hilton family is up in arms over a planned Jerry Oppenheimer book on their clan.

Oppenheimer, whose recent expose on Anna Wintour, "Front Row: Anna Wintour," hit the best-seller lists, has been calling friends and family of Rick, Kathy, Paris and Nicky Hilton for a tome he is planning to do for HarperCollins.

Kathy Hilton has told friends, "If anyone participates in the book they will be banned from the family," and has even threatened several people, telling them, "I can make your life very difficult [if you help Oppenheimer]. I am a very powerful woman."

Paris and Paris broke up.

Damn it! All the good ones do. What a shame.

thank you reporter kim. you write such a good gossip column. i also congratulate jdarg for tell us before you :clap_1: i know it makes you made that someone beat you to it!

thank you reporter kim. you write such a good gossip column. i also congratulate jdarg for tell us before you :clap_1: i know it makes you made that someone beat you to it!

I knew about it weeks ago. When she first called it off. Sorry I'm so important that I get sworn to secrecy.

whatever!:roll: by who all you new york friends? where are they now? not on sowal. muhahahahha

Here it is Kurt! Bring him back. Bring him back!

I can always count of you Jdarg to keep me updated!

Ha ha- I knew someone would have the details. I just quickly scanned it on my Yahoo opening page and knew there were so many Paris x 2 fans on the board.

Kimmi- is it true that you were the homewrecker? Paris L. is really hot!

Paris and Paris broke up.

oh so sad.......... :roll:

Ha ha- I knew someone would have the details. I just quickly scanned it on my Yahoo opening page and knew there were so many Paris x 2 fans on the board.

Kimmi- is it true that you were the homewrecker? Paris L. is really hot!

I wish. I'm Greek too...does that account for anything.

Looks like Nick and Jess are dunzo as well

Maybe I should move to LA...

yea ask dad about movin to LA your life would be dunzo.

yea ask dad about movin to LA your life would be dunzo.

Need I remind you that 6 months ago he was all for it.
And if I had...forget college little boy!

I wish. I'm Greek too...does that account for anything.

Looks like Nick and Jess are dunzo as well

Maybe I should move to LA...

Nick & Jessica- say it ain't so!!! My day is ruined. Guess I'll go work in the yard now and weep out all my sorrow over the recent celebrity breakups.

But Nick was just on Regis and Kelly telling everyone that things were good!!! Was he lying??!!!?? B*stard

But Nick was just on Regis and Kelly telling everyone that things were good!!! Was he lying??!!!?? B*stard

Well...they said they are making an announcement this week...Mabye she's preggers. They have both been sans wedding bands as well...

See below... From Gawker.com

The image at right (click to enlarge) probably won?t be on the newsstands until 10 A.M. or so, but we don?t see why you should wait for the news: Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, America?s Newlyweds, have called it quits. For those of you so self-loathing as to closely follow these things, you?ll recall that in May, E! online reported that the couple had filed for divorce, only to mysteriously retract the story an hour later. But you knew, right then, that this was coming, didn?t you?

The couple is waiting to make an official announcement later in the month (at the appropriate career opportunity, we?re sure), but according to Us Weekly?s scoop ? kept so under wraps that employees were not allowed to receive their advance issues yesterday, presumably for fear that People might rape and pillage the story ? the marriage has been dead for some time. Well, duh.

The article has a laundry list of contributions to the break-up (mostly blamed on Jessica), including creepy-dad Joe Simpson, Jessica?s ?diva? behavior, and her fondness for whiskey on the rocks. One of those ubiquitous sources close to the couple says, ?Jessica?s the problem. She?s not the girl America fell in love with anymore.? Oh, young America, were you ever really in love with her? Or were you just lusting? C?mon, be honest.

And now, a moment of silence, please, so that we might hear the sound of every magazine editor in town simultaneously pooping themselves.

tell me the story kim.

good job i knew it was only a matter of seconds before you would post it

good job i knew it was only a matter of seconds before you would post it

I know.

Signing autographs December 28th from 3-8 at 90 Yaupon Street.

:rofl: That cover is just hilarious. Not just the main part but the little bubble in the corner. "Paris Steals Mary-Kate's Boyfriend!"

I'm not sure if I'm full of self-loathing or am just interested because it is so amusing!

Thanks for the update Kimmifunn.

just went to gawker.com and read the comments, that was well worth it, kimmi! thanks!

just went to gawker.com and read the comments, that was well worth it, kimmi! thanks!

Gawker is so funny.

My favorite is NYC's hurricane plan. Please. You should see what a New Yorker does when it thunders. They have no clue. :roll: But southerners freak when it snows so the door swings both ways!

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The penis cake thread is LOCKED!!

that one was getting old. i am glad we have moved on.

that one was getting old. i am glad we have moved on.

Agreed.
I have been uber productive today. :clap_1: