How To Identify Where A Driver Is From
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.
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7Beach Fanatic
That is too true. But #11 could also be:Two hands gripping wheel, FISHING HAT barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.
Beach Fanatic
That is too true. But #11 could also be:
Two hands gripping wheel, FISHING HAT barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.
LOL!!!!!
One hand on wheel, one hand checking Blackberry, going 95MPH on I-285 (or sitting still on GA400), no blinkers used for any reason, looking for a Starbuck's to WiFi your sales reports from, and running late to your child's soccer/baseball game: Atlanta
got any pics?Author
LOL!!!!!
One hand on wheel, one hand checking Blackberry, going 95MPH on I-285 (or sitting still on GA400), no blinkers used for any reason, looking for a Starbuck's to WiFi your sales reports from, and running late to your child's soccer/baseball game: Atlanta
You just described all my friends and relatives that live in Atl

Beach Fanatic
Geezzze - I must be from all over the place (except Florida, Boston, & Ohio). 
got any pics?Author
Geezzze - I must be from all over the place (except Florida, Boston, & Ohio).
OBB, glad you checked in today :funn:
Beach Fanatic
OBB, glad you checked in today :funn:Thanks - good to have time for something other than #*($&^#$&^! work...
Still tryin' to catch up on board shenanigans...got any pics?Author
Thanks - good to have time for something other than #*($&^#$&^! work...Still tryin' to catch up on board shenanigans...

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