Never Approach A "Girls Night Out" ... LOL!!

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Well, as the song says...."don't beat around the bush."


I can't believe I just wrote that. :oops:

Now that is funny!!!! :floor:

Well, as the song says...."don't beat around the bush."


I can't believe I just wrote that. :oops:

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"don't beat around the bush."

I don't think the Texas Bell ringer in the Wednesday funny thread got this message. 😀

Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These da&% girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

Bring out the swinging weinie KDwell! :funn:

Bring out the swinging weinie KDwell! :funn:

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:rolling: k-dwells is back!!

Good one KD :funn:

Does anyone remmber the good old days when on a regular basis a group of girls would somehow convince some guy to strip down to his undies in the middle of the Red Bar? I've witnessed it personally at least 4 times and heard of it even more and the weird thing is it was never the same group of girls or the same guy. :idontno:

Does anyone remmber the good old days when on a regular basis a group of girls would somehow convince some guy to strip down to his undies in the middle of the Red Bar? I've witnessed it personally at least 4 times and heard of it even more and the weird thing is it was never the same group of girls or the same guy. :idontno:

Dang, and I missed it. :(

Does anyone remmber the good old days when on a regular basis a group of girls would somehow convince some guy to strip down to his undies in the middle of the Red Bar? I've witnessed it personally at least 4 times and heard of it even more and the weird thing is it was never the same group of girls or the same guy. :idontno:

No, but a friend of mine tried to get Dominic (from the Red Bar) to show her his abs (after he had promised he would), and he was too shy...kids these days. What's the world coming to when you can't get a good flash at the RB?

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I wonder if Wetwilly has seen this?

No, but a friend of mine tried to get Dominic (from the Red Bar) to show her his abs (after he had promised he would), and he was too shy...kids these days. What's the world coming to when you can't get a good flash at the RB?

I thought you were busy! ;-)

No, but a friend of mine tried to get Dominic (from the Red Bar) to show her his abs (after he had promised he would), and he was too shy...kids these days. What's the world coming to when you can't get a good flash at the RB?

My girl's night tried the same thing...poor kid. But there is a new young waiter there with quite a six pack who did give us a peak 😀 I used to know all their names but alas I am an old married woman now :bang: