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kathydwells

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname

There are no words, LL. Ok, so I had a thought. That ain't no bell he is ringing. You suppose he was ringing the bell and then the urge just hit him, right there at that moment? Why?

There are no words, LL. Ok, so I had a thought. That ain&#039;t no bell he is ringing. You suppose he was ringing the bell and then the urge just hit him, right there at that moment? Why?

[color=black][font=Verdana][b][size=2]"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so [/size][/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b][size=2]they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.[/size][/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana]
 
[size=2][b]Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.[/b]
 
[b]The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."[/b]
 
[b]The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. [/b]
 
[b]"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."[/b]
 
[b]The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls, so the man went out with the second daughter.[/b]
 
[b]The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. [/b]
 
[b]"Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."[/b]
 
[b]The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.[/b]
 
[b]The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,[/b]
 
[b]"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry." [/b]
 
[b]So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.[/b]
 
[b]"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...[/b][b]pregnant when you met her."[/b][/size][/font][/color]

&quot;An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. 
 
Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them. 
 
The farmer simply replied, &quot;They&#039;re lookin&#039; to get married, so you came to the right place. Look &#039;em over and pick the one you want.&quot; 
 
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man&#039;s opinion. 
 
&quot;Well,&quot; said the man, &quot;she&#039;s just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed.&quot; 
 
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls, so the man went out with the second daughter. 
 
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. 
 
&quot;Well,&quot; the man replied, &quot;she&#039;s just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed.&quot; 
 
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did. 
 
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, 
 
&quot;She&#039;s perfect, just perfect. She&#039;s the one I want to marry.&quot; 
 
So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents. 
 
&quot;Well,&quot; explained the farmer, &quot;She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...pregnant when you met her.&quot;

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got any pics?

[QUOTE=Landlocked][url="http://www.whoomp.com/articles/44/1/Texas-Tech-Bell-Ringer-Video"]Texas Tech Bell Ringer[/url] :floor:[/QUOTE]
 
Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!  :floor: :floor: :floor:

<blockquote class="xfBb-quote" data-name="Landlocked"><a href="http://www.whoomp.com/articles/44/1/Texas-Tech-Bell-Ringer-Video" target="_blank" class="link link--external" rel="nofollow ugc noopener">Texas Tech Bell Ringer</a> :floor:</blockquote> 
Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! :floor: :floor: :floor:

BigR

Beach Comber

Does he go to the school where they "stand up" the entire game. May need a Viagra sponsorship for that. Great video.BigR
PS I have a brutal SEC women powerpoint,w/ a surprise ending. PM if you want to see it. Its too much for the board.

Does he go to the school where they &quot;stand up&quot; the entire game. May need a Viagra sponsorship for that. Great video.BigR 
PS I have a brutal SEC women powerpoint,w/ a surprise ending. PM if you want to see it. Its too much for the board.

Landlocked

Beach Fanatic

[QUOTE=Landlocked]:floor:[/QUOTE]
 
:floor: :floor: :floor:

<blockquote class="xfBb-quote" data-name="Landlocked">:floor:</blockquote> 
:floor: :floor: :floor:

seagrovelover

little sugar

[QUOTE=Landlocked]:floor:[/QUOTE]

 OMG LL !!!!!!!! [IMG]http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/slap.gif[/IMG] I cant belive you posted that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :lolabove:  :lolabove:

<blockquote class="xfBb-quote" data-name="Landlocked">:floor:</blockquote> 
 OMG LL !!!!!!!! <img src="http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/slap.gif" alt="" /> I cant belive you posted that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lolabove: :lolabove:

As a physician, I can tell you that you can get warts from either camel "toes" or "toads".BigR

As a physician, I can tell you that you can get warts from either camel &quot;toes&quot; or &quot;toads&quot;.BigR

Smiling JOe

SoWal Expert

[QUOTE=seagrovelover]OMG LL !!!!!!!! [img]http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/slap.gif[/img] I cant belive you posted that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :lolabove:  :lolabove:[/QUOTE]

I cannot believe someone wrote that to the paper. I bet the author is :oops:

<blockquote class="xfBb-quote" data-name="seagrovelover">OMG LL !!!!!!!! <img src="http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/slap.gif" alt="" /> I cant belive you posted that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lolabove: :lolabove:</blockquote> 
I cannot believe someone wrote that to the paper. I bet the author is :oops:

Mermaid

picky

Merman and I looked at that clip and I looked at him and said "Can guys really do that kind of thing????" and he said to me it depends if they're watching the cheerleaders.

Merman and I looked at that clip and I looked at him and said &quot;Can guys really do that kind of thing????&quot; and he said to me it depends if they&#039;re watching the cheerleaders.

[URL=http://www.whoomp.com/articles/44/1/Texas-Tech-Bell-Ringer-Video]Texas Tech Bell Ringer[/URL]  :floor:

<a href="http://www.whoomp.com/articles/44/1/Texas-Tech-Bell-Ringer-Video" target="_blank" class="link link--external" rel="nofollow ugc noopener">Texas Tech Bell Ringer</a> :floor:

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