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Clean jokes for a 4 year old

Beachbummette avatar
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My niece Gracie loves to tell jokes, she has grayt timing and remembers them well. However, these are getting old. We need new ones.

Her favorites so far:


What do you call a pig that knows karate?

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PORK CHOP! :funn:




Knock Knock
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who is there?
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Emerson.
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Emerson who?
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Emerson good lookin' shoes you got on! :clap:





Knock Knock
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Who is there?
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Shelby.
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Shelby who?
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Shelby coming 'round the mountain. :funn:


I need more....she has worn me out with these. :roll:

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Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
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:wub::wub::wub::wub:
aggieb avatar
Beach Fanatic
#3
awww precious.
TooFarTampa avatar
SoWal Insider
#4
Q: how does a monster count to 15?

A: On his fingers! :floor:
Beachbummette avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#5
Q: how does a monster count to 15?

A: On his fingers! :floor:

:clap: I'll have to tell her that one.
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#6
Knock knock

WHo's there?

Interrupting cow..

Interrupting cow w (knock knocker interrupts with a loud obnoxious Moooo!)

Can change farm animals for extra innings
tistheseason avatar
Beach Fanatic
#7
My 4 year old is into jokes as well. . . .especially knock knock jokes that don't make much sense. His one (somewhat) good joke is. . . .

What does a bird and a car and a dog make?



a flying carPet



That's apparently as good as it gets on the preschool playground!
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#8
Knock knock

WHo's there?

Interrupting cow..

Interrupting cow w (knock knocker interrupts with a loud obnoxious Moooo!)

Can change farm animals for extra innings
:scratch:I don't get it :idontno:
Ocean Lover avatar
bean
#9
Why did the chicken cross the playground?



To get to the other slide!

Dylan was so into jokes at this age too and was good at telling them. He used to tell people he wanted to be a comedian and a milkman when he grew up. :biggrin:
Beachbummette avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#10
:scratch:I don't get it :idontno:


:funn: took me a minute. You say the MMOOOOOOOOOOO to interrupt the knock knocker
potatovixen avatar
Beach Fanatic
#11
Q: Why won't cannibals eat clowns?


A: They taste funny.
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
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What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
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Dam!
Matt J avatar
SWGB
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Q: Why won't cannibals eat clowns?


A: They taste funny.

That would be a gifted 4 year old.

Not saying that BB's neice isn't.
ktschris avatar
Beach Fanatic
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Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
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The outside :D
Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#15
Got to love a funny kid:wub:
Beach Fanatic
#16
:funn:
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#17
Q: What do you call a cow w/ no legs?
A: Ground beef

family classic :blush::blush:
lucky13 avatar
sussa
#18
What is a vampire's favorite food?
Neck-tarines!

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
Dino-snore!

What is a bow that you cannot tie?
A rainbow

What fish swims in the sky at night?
A starfish!

I have a million of them, just call me the queen of laffy taffy.:wave:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#19
Knock knock

WHo's there?

Interrupting cow..

Interrupting cow w (knock knocker interrupts with a loud obnoxious Moooo!)

Can change farm animals for extra innings

:yikes:wait just a minute gordhead! hold the enchilada! stop the presses!

do you know my five year old? or have you met a five year old boy lately who tells that joke and only that joke for hours on end, starting with the cow and then changing it to every other animal on the planet?

seriously.
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#20
:yikes:wait just a minute gordhead! hold the enchilada! stop the presses!

do you know my five year old? or have you met a five year old boy lately who tells that joke and only that joke for hours on end, starting with the cow and then changing it to every other animal on the planet?

seriously.

That sounds slightly irrMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOitating.
Beach Lover
#21
why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

to tired.

a dirty joke for a 4 year old

a white horse fell in a mud puddle.
bluemtnrunner avatar
Beach Fanatic
#22
Why did the chicken cross the ocean........
:idontno:
:idontno:
:idontno:





To get to the other tide>>>>


Warning, don't tell chicken jokes to Slovakians, they just don't get them.
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#23
:yikes:wait just a minute gordhead! hold the enchilada! stop the presses!

do you know my five year old? or have you met a five year old boy lately who tells that joke and only that joke for hours on end, starting with the cow and then changing it to every other animal on the planet?

seriously.
Lol..I came by it from an ex gf's 6 year old a couple of months ago. Kids do get plenty of mileage out of it.
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#24
Oh and here is the best knock knock EVER!
You: I have a GREAT knock knock joke you won't believe it it is so great.
Other party:Okay you seem a bit worked up over a knock knock joke but...okay let's hear it.
You: Okay but you have to start it off
Other party: Okay..Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Other party: usually stunned silence follows sometimes mewling noises if they are stoned or drunk but fun confusion nevertheless..go try it on someone immediately.
It made my brain hurt when I was victimized with it :floor:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#25
Oh and here is the best knock knock EVER!
You: I have a GREAT knock knock joke you won't believe it it is so great.
Other party:Okay you seem a bit worked up over a knock knock joke but...okay let's hear it.
You: Okay but you have to start it off
Other party: Okay..Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Other party: usually stunned silence follows sometimes mewling noises if they are stoned or drunk but fun confusion nevertheless..go try it on someone immediately.
It made my brain hurt when I was victimized with it :floor:


:rolling:I will right away! thanks.

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