Just in case you weren't feeling old today, this should do the trick. [u][color=black][font=Verdana][b]1974 vs. 2004[/b][/font][/color][/u][color=black][font=Verdana] [b]1974: Long hair[/b] [b]2004: Longing for hair[/b] [b]1974: KEG[/b] [b]2004: EKG[/b] [b]1974: Acid rock[/b] [b]2004: Acid reflux[/b] [b]1974: Moving to California because it's cool[/b] [b]2004: Moving to California because it's warm[/b] [b]1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b]or[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana] [b]Liz Taylor[/b] [/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana] [b]2004: Trying NOT to look like Marlon [/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b]Brando or Liz Taylor[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana] [b]1974: Seeds and stems [/b] [b]2004: Roughage [/b] [b]1974: Hoping for a BMW [/b] [b]2004: Hoping for a BM [/b] [b]1974: The Grateful Dead[/b] [b]2004: Dr. Kevorkian[/b] [b]1974: Going to a new, hip joint[/b] [b]2004: Receiving a new hip joint[/b] [b]1974: Rolling Stones[/b] [b]2004: Kidney Stones[/b] [b]1974: Being called into the principal's office[/b] [b]2004: Calling the principal's office[/b] [b]1974: Screw the system[/b] [b]2004: Upgrade the system[/b] [b]1974: Disco[/b] [b]2004: Costco[/b] [b]1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut[/b] [b]2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved[/b] [b]1974: Passing the drivers' test[/b] [b]2004: Passing the vision test[/b] [b]1974: Whatever[/b] [b]2004: Depends[/b] [b]Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. The people who are starting college this fall [/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b]across[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b] the nation were born in 1986. [/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana] [b]They are [/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b]too[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b] young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana] [b]Their lifetime has always included AIDS.[/b] [b]Bottle caps have always been screw off and[/b] [b]plastic.[/b] [b]The CD was introduced the year they were [/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b]born[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b].[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana] [b]They have always had an answering machine.[/b] [b]They have always had cable.[/b] [b]They cannot fathom not having a remote [/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b]control[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b].[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana] [b]Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight [/b][b]Show.[/b] [b]Popcorn has always been cooked in the [/b][b]microwave.[/b] [b]They never took a swim and thought about [/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b]Jaws[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b].[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana] [b]They can't imagine what hard contact lense s[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b]are[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b].[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana] [b]They don't know who Mork was or where he [/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b]was[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana][b] from.[/b][/font][/color][color=black][font=Verdana] [b]They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd[/b] [b]walk[/b][b] a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss,[/b] [b]de plane".[/b] [b]They do not care who shot J. R. and have no [/b][b]idea who J. R. even is. [/b] [b]McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. [/b] [b]They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. [/b] [b]Do you feel old yet? [/b][/font][/color]
