A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A New York Times reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."
"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times , you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?"
"A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
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SWGB
WaltonGOP will love this one, that is if someone can pry him out of the Politricks Forum.
hmmmm......can't remember
(*snort*)
SoWal Guide
ha ha ha! (sorry, my smilies ain't working - anybody have this problem? just my computer? puck)
SoWal Insider
ha ha ha! (sorry, my smilies ain't working - anybody have this problem? just my computer? puck)
SoWal Guide
love your siggy BB!
SoWal Expert
SoWal Insider
love your siggy BB!
I'm not sure what is wrong with me...but I can't stop laughing at it. The other night I was trying to go to sleep....thought about it and just about burst out laughing....had to bite the inside of my jaw to keep from laughing out loud. :funn:SoWal Guide
I do that all the time - laugh out loud right before going to sleep. something funny just pops into my head and "WAHAHAHAHAH..." let it hang out next time darling. its so worth it.oh lord, I should email you what I was laughing about. its so bad.I'm jealous of your smilies.
something is very wrong with my puter.
hmmmm......can't remember
I do that all the time - laugh out loud right before going to sleep. something funny just pops into my head and "WAHAHAHAHAH..." let it hang out next time darling. its so worth it.oh lord, I should email you what I was laughing about. its so bad.I'm jealous of your smilies.
something is very wrong with my puter.
I like whatever's wrong with your puter. Makes you look like you're PUI.
SoWal Insider
I do that all the time - laugh out loud right before going to sleep. something funny just pops into my head and "WAHAHAHAHAH..." let it hang out next time darling. its so worth it.oh lord, I should email you what I was laughing about. its so bad.I'm jealous of your smilies.
something is very wrong with my puter.
pm it to me.
SoWal Expert
and then you sent it me.
SoWal Insider
and then you sent it me.
No...I texted it to you before then! I will probably have to text it again another day! It makes me laugh. You know what they say....the simple minded are easily amused.
SoWal Expert
No...I texted it to you before then! I will probably have to text it again another day! It makes me laugh. You know what they say....the simple minded are easily amused.
Dearest BB
Stop calling me simple minded.
Signed,
Easily amused
SoWal Guide
pm it to me.
check your email.
SoWal Guide
I like whatever's wrong with your puter. Makes you look like you're PUI.
wonder if my puter is getting ready to die. better back it up huh? don't remember how.
SWGB
ha ha ha! (sorry, my smilies ain't working - anybody have this problem? just my computer? puck)
If you pull up the screen with all the smilies you'll notice to the right of them a "code". If you simply type out that code they will magically appear. I used to use this at my old job when I was on the terminal.
Example:
"colon"biggrin"colon"
Please note that "colon" is actually the :, but if I type it out you'll just see a smiley. I've learned some of these and just type them cause it's faster.
See it works.SoWal Guide
okay, let me try...
well damn it worked. now, how to let me have paragraphs so my posts aren't running together in one big paragraph without spaces.
well damn it worked. now, how to let me have paragraphs so my posts aren't running together in one big paragraph without spaces.
SWGB
Oh I used to know this one, type in what you want and then go to advanced, it will show you what you typed with the HTML coding. I think it's something like < nbsp > or something like that, just remove the spaces.
Meow
Poor Toots...her computer is all pucked up! 
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