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There is a girl from Niceville, FL on the new episode of "The Bachelor." What's up with that? She must think that there are no good looking guys around here.












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Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#27
Isn't it about time they ran that millionaire show again, where they tell all the girls that the dude is a multi-millionaire, but he is really just an average Joe. "Joe Millionaire" They could run the shows back to back, and not tell the girls which show they were on, but they would know that they might be dating an average joe or a real millionaire.

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bean
#28
Amanda gets a one on one next week.:clap:I really like her.

Shayne is interesting...half the time she sounds like she should be in rehab :drink:instead of on The Bachelor. I loved the end when the girls were trying on her shoes.

I like Holly too. She handled her date so calmly. I would have been a puddle of goo.:blush:

The rest are just :wacko:.

SoWal Insider
#29
that shayne chick is Lorenzo Lamas' daughter!!
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bean
#30
that shayne chick is Lorenzo Lamas' daughter!!

Yep. At least she admitted she's high maintenance.
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SoWal ExpertAuthor
#31
Yep. At least she admitted she's high maintenance.
The guy described her as sometimes "being one sandwich short of a picnic."

"I like watches, cars, shoes, (what else was it?), and if I have all of those, it shouldn't matter what else I wear." :floor:
aggieb avatar
Beach Fanatic
#32
The guy described her as sometimes "being one sandwich short of a picnic."

"I like watches, cars, shoes, (what else was it?), and if I have all of those, it shouldn't matter what else I wear." :floor:
sunglasses, purses.

sj you should be next bachelor.

after he said that about her being one sandwich shy of a picnic, what did he say about the slice of bread?

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SoWal ExpertAuthor
#33
:floor: I'll get right on that.
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bean
#34
sunglasses, purses.

sj you should be next bachelor.

after he said that about her being one sandwich shy of a picnic, what did he say about the slice of bread?


...then other times he thinks she's the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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SoWal ExpertAuthor
#36
Oh, hell, the Bachelor is coming to Niceville!!!
aggieb avatar
Beach Fanatic
#37
Oh, hell, the Bachelor is coming to Niceville!!!
coming to get you.
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#38
Oh, hell, the Bachelor is coming to Niceville!!!


Hasn't he already been there?
Wait....was that her MOM he was just with on the bench? Did I see that right?
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Meow
#39
Oh, hell, the Bachelor is coming to Niceville!!!

:lolabove:...the mom was rubbing on the Bachelor!!! YAY...that twit, Robin, was sent packing!!!
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SoWal ExpertAuthor
#40
technically, he has already been, but we are talking about TV, honey. Yes, that was Amanda's mother feeling his nipples!!!
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SoWal ExpertAuthor
#41
coming to get you.
:idontno:
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#42
technically, he has already been, but we are talking about TV, honey. Yes, that was Amanda's mother feeling his nipples!!!

Oh...right..TV.
Ok...explain this nipple rubbing to me....I just caught bits and pieces and haven't been keeping up. Her MOM????:yikes:
aggieb avatar
Beach Fanatic
#43
:idontno:
:idontno:

you. next bachelor. just do it. all the cool kids are.

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SoWal ExpertAuthor
#44
It was just a preview of next week, when he goes to meet the parents of then final four girls. Amanda, from Niceville, described her home town being a bunch of rednecks, said she lived in a double wide and her mom will be cooking opossum.

Mom was sitting on a bench in the back yard, feeling up the bachelor and he said, "that's my nipple."
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SoWal ExpertAuthor
#45
You said that the bachelor would be coming to get me. That's the reason for the WTF are you talking about smiley. I think he, too, likes females, not males.
:idontno:
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#46
It was just a preview of next week, when he goes to meet the parents of then final four girls. Amanda, from Niceville, described her home town being a bunch of rednecks, said she lived in a double wide and her mom will be cooking opossum.

Mom was sitting on a bench in the back yard, feeling up the bachelor and he said, "that's my nipple."

Wow....some mom. I saw the dad standing in the doorway calling her, I think. I was typing and watching so I wasn't sure I was seeing right. :eek:
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#47
It was just a preview of next week, when he goes to meet the parents of then final four girls. Amanda, from Niceville, described her home town being a bunch of rednecks, said she lived in a double wide and her mom will be cooking opossum.

Mom was sitting on a bench in the back yard, feeling up the bachelor and he said, "that's my nipple."

Oh great THE Bachelor is coming to THE Beach to meet THE parents in THE double wide who will be cooking THE opossum. Then THE mom will feel up THE nipples. :funn:
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Meow
#48
Oh great THE Bachelor is coming to THE Beach to meet THE parents in THE double wide who will be cooking THE opossum. Then THE mom will feel up THE nipples. :funn:

:lolabove:...but, Orange you so glad the area will get all that publicity?
SoWal Insider
#49
:idontno:

you. next bachelor. just do it. all the cool kids are.
yeah! Sj as the next Bachelor! :clap:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#50
:idontno:

you. next bachelor. just do it. all the cool kids are.

Just keeping things moving here...:wave:
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SoWal ExpertAuthor
#51
yeah! Sj as the next Bachelor! :clap:
uh,... I don't think so. I may look dumb, but I ain't stupid. First, they would have to ditch all of the swanky decor in the places they stay. Then, they would need to ditch the suits and stuffiness. Next, they would have to get girls who weren't acting like they were all trying to get into a sorority. One final change would be that if I were The Bachelor, I'd have to watch the behind the scenes footage of the girls, so I could tell which annoying girls to eliminate. They all put on a good show in front of the guy, well, with maybe one exception who just got canned. I won't even address the problems I would have with trying to learn about one person in the five minutes they seem to give the guy. Call me crazy, but dating one person is difficult enough. I could never date 16 girls at one time, with the pressure on me to pick one to marry. Screw that, big time. Did I mention that I am rather shy, and would be too nervous around 16 women who are competing with each other to try and take me home. I have a feeling the competition is more about beating the other girls than it is about learning about the guy. Plus, I thought the guy had be be stinking rich to get on the show?

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