Name picking

I wonder if I had called myself elguapoboy some people would be posting at me with "you handsome devil" as much as they do "fat ass" and "fat boy"

"I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can deny. Baby got Back."

There may be some subtleties in the Spanish language. I was working on a hotel project in San Juan once, and the trades openly nicknamed the tall, but thin, head supervisor "El Gordo," I think it can also denotes "the big guy" or "the man in charge."

no one would ever assume that you have fat ass fingers.

I know a good personal trainer;-)

I wonder if I had called myself elguapoboy some people would be posting at me with "you handsome devil" as much as they do "fat ass" and "fat boy"
*editing to put back in the so it doesn't seem as if my feelings are hurt..they are not.

did that rude person call you a fat ass in the political lounge this morning? why I oughta go beat some butt! I have to say I'm disappointed in this person's attitude. he deserves some negative rep, imo. it's hard to do that though, isn't it? anyone done it yet? I did once and felt awful about it.

but gordhead, you are such a wonderful person to have on this board, I don't know how to put it in words. you make us laugh until we have no asses left. and that's a good thing.

did that rude person call you a fat ass in the political lounge this morning? why I oughta go beat some butt! I have to say I'm disappointed in this person's attitude. he deserves some negative rep, imo. it's hard to do that though, isn't it? anyone done it yet? I did once and felt awful about it.

but gordhead, you are such a wonderful person to have on this board, I don't know how to put it in words. you make us laugh until we have no asses left. and that's a good thing.

did that rude person call you a fat ass in the political lounge this morning? why I oughta go beat some butt! I have to say I'm disappointed in this person's attitude. he deserves some negative rep, imo. it's hard to do that though, isn't it? anyone done it yet? I did once and felt awful about it.

but gordhead, you are such a wonderful person to have on this board, I don't know how to put it in words. you make us laugh until we have no asses left. and that's a good thing.

I don't hit negative anywhere near as often as positive (it has to really be deserved), but it has happened a couple times...........possibly even today ;-).

I figure EGB knows we 'love 'em more than our luggage' and that when someone resorts to insults based on your screen name, they're unarmed in a battle of wits!

Hey, is this the "big butt" thread? I've found my home!

Hey, is this the "big butt" thread? I've found my home!

I was signing it to Gordy to try and make him feel better

did that rude person call you a fat ass in the political lounge this morning? why I oughta go beat some butt! I have to say I'm disappointed in this person's attitude. he deserves some negative rep, imo. it's hard to do that though, isn't it? anyone done it yet? I did once and felt awful about it.

but gordhead, you are such a wonderful person to have on this board, I don't know how to put it in words. you make us laugh until we have no asses left. and that's a good thing.

I have one it twice, felt really good. It so much more passive than feeding the troll.

It really sucks when you get one. Thankfully it's only happened once.

so far

did that rude person call you a fat ass in the political lounge this morning? why I oughta go beat some butt! I have to say I'm disappointed in this person's attitude. he deserves some negative rep, imo. it's hard to do that though, isn't it? anyone done it yet? I did once and felt awful about it.

but gordhead, you are such a wonderful person to have on this board, I don't know how to put it in words. you make us laugh until we have no asses left. and that's a good thing.

We used to have the term "Big Man On Campus" ... Maybe we can make Gordo our "Big Boy On Board!"

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Heheh..thank you all. I feel a bit like I may need to put on some weight now to meet expectations lol. I am plump but not rotund (not that there's anything wrong with that )

Heheh..thank you all. I feel a bit like I may need to put on some weight now to meet expectations lol. I am plump but not rotund (not that there's anything wrong with that )

Whew!

I can vouch for elgordoboy.

He didn't require any special transportation to come to brunch.

i.e.

I can vouch for elgordoboy.

He didn't require any special transportation to come to brunch.

i.e.

Lmao!

Whew!

ditto!

I can vouch for elgordoboy.

He didn't require any special transportation to come to brunch.

i.e.

that was a great compliment to your good friend..

this thread is hilarious.

swgb - when you give someone a negative rep, do they turn around and do the same back to you? I'm scared.

Don't worry, Elgordoboy---I was told by an old french lady that I have un gros visage (a fat face)! I now have a complex. At least you write fattasstically funny posts! ;-)

Heheh..thank you all. I feel a bit like I may need to put on some weight now to meet expectations lol. I am plump but not rotund (not that there's anything wrong with that )

That was once considered beautiful. I was just born about 500 years too late:

ditto!



that was a great compliment to your good friend..

this thread is hilarious.

swgb - when you give someone a negative rep, do they turn around and do the same back to you? I'm scared.

Thus far no, and lord knows I'm scared to try it on you.

That was once considered beautiful. I was just born about 500 years too late:

I was taught that it was due to the fact that it showed a woman had wealth and could afford to eat.

(Please do not use this as a setup to complain how rich you must be.)

I was taught that it was due to the fact that it showed a woman had wealth and could afford to eat.

(Please do not use this as a setup to complain how rich you must be.)

Not just wealthy--healthy!!! I'm complaining that nobody has realized how freakin' healthy I am! I got no use for these scrawny little double-zeros. I could break them like a matchstick because I'm so healthy...:angry:

Not just wealthy--healthy!!! I'm complaining that nobody has realized how freakin' healthy I am! I got no use for these scrawny little double-zeros. I could break them like a matchstick because I'm so healthy...:angry:

I'd much rather be stuck on a desert island with a healthy girl than a super model. Apparently fat cells can shrink, but dieting just destroys brain cells.

I'd much rather be stuck on a desert island with a healthy girl than a super model. Apparently fat cells can shrink, but dieting just destroys brain cells.

I suspected that all along. When I lost all that weight last year, I felt my IQ drop with every pound...

I'd much rather be stuck on a desert island with a healthy girl than a super model. Apparently fat cells can shrink, but dieting just destroys brain cells.

Wait a minute--why are you wanting to be stuck on an island with a healthy girl? Are you going hetero on us, or are you going to eat her?

Wait a minute--why are you wanting to be stuck on an island with a healthy girl? Are you going hetero on us, or are you going to eat her?

Cannibalism was my thought too.