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SoWal Expert
picky
Okay, I'm down in Naples now with my parents so I showed this to my mother and it took her about five minutes to laugh. She's more religious than I am.
SWGB
:funn::funn:
Hmm let me think, is this an average?
Hmm let me think, is this an average?
SoWal InsiderAuthor
:funn::funn:
Hmm let me think, is this an average?
I have something special for you
SWGB
I have something special for you
Thanks! Done and done!
SoWal InsiderAuthor
Thanks! Done and done!
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
:shock: do you think they got their message across?
SWGB
:shock: do you think they got their message across?
Nope, all the REAL churches are going LED and color:
I would like to apologize in advance if this is anyones actual church.
SoWal Insider
Easter won't come on the same date for another 250 or so years. 
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Heathens
SoWal Expert
Heathens
You rang?
Beach Fanatic
I am late to the party. Good stuff
SoWal Insider
my son says they're called "creasters" - - Christmas and Easter church attenders.
SWGB
my son says they're called "creasters" - - Christmas and Easter church attenders.
My childhood minister always said that the people who came at Easter were just picking up the umbrellas they forgot at Christmas.
hmmmm......can't remember
Easter won't come on the same date for another 250 or so years.
Wrong you are, darling. It falls on the same date every 11 years. It was on April 11, 1971; April 11, 1982; April 11, 1993; April 11, 2004, and will fall again on my 44th birthday, April 11, 2015. The Easter Bunny brought me, not the stork...
SoWal Expert
My childhood minister always said that the people who came at Easter were just picking up the umbrellas they forgot at Christmas.
SWGB
Wrong you are, darling. It falls on the same date every 11 years. It was on April 11, 1971; April 11, 1982; April 11, 1993; April 11, 2004, and will fall again on my 44th birthday, April 11, 2015. The Easter Bunny brought me, not the stork...
I think she was refferring to March 23rd.
In a more interesting fact Easter will not ever fall on March 23rd 2008, after this year, again!
hmmmm......can't remember
I think she was refferring to March 23rd.
In a more interesting fact Easter will not ever fall on March 23rd 2008, after this year, again!
You're right! (Sorry, Mango!) I just thought that all Easter dates were on the 11-year plan, but I just looked it up...
...and just realized that I ran out of Easter birthdays on #33!
At least I was always born on Easter...A friend of mine will have an Easter birthday in 2010, though...
(OOOH! Wait a minute! My 95th, 106th, and 117th birthdays will be on Easter again! Egg hunt at my rest home!)
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My childhood minister always said that the people who came at Easter were just picking up the umbrellas they forgot at Christmas.C.E.O. = Christmas & Easter Only
SWGB
Wrong you are, darling. It falls on the same date every 11 years. It was on April 11, 1971; April 11, 1982; April 11, 1993; April 11, 2004, and will fall again on my 44th birthday, April 11, 2015. The Easter Bunny brought me, not the stork...
I just realized our birthdays are only a week apart! :shock:
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Heathens
It's been so long since someone called me a Heathen I had forgotten how good it felt
hmmmm......can't remember
I just realized our birthdays are only a week apart! :shock:
Actually, it's more like 417 weeks...I'm old...
SWGB
Actually, it's more like 417 weeks...I'm old...
So that makes you ** years old?
Wow kurt is good, maybe if I spell it.
So that makes you ******-**** years old?
Beach Fanatic
Mango was correct, about March 23.
The time of Easter is based on the cycles of the moon, the equinox, and seasons and things in nature.
In simple (?) terms Easter occurs on the first Sunday following the first full moon that occurs on or after the day of the vernal equinox (the first day of spring).
In 2008 the vernal equinox will be on Thursday, March 20. The first full moon after that will be Friday, March 21. Thus, Easter will be on Sunday, March 23.
The earliest Easter can be is March 22 as it was last in 1818 and will be next in 2285.
The latest Easter can be is April 25 as it was last in 1943 and will be next in 2038.
The time of Easter is based on the cycles of the moon, the equinox, and seasons and things in nature.
In simple (?) terms Easter occurs on the first Sunday following the first full moon that occurs on or after the day of the vernal equinox (the first day of spring).
In 2008 the vernal equinox will be on Thursday, March 20. The first full moon after that will be Friday, March 21. Thus, Easter will be on Sunday, March 23.
The earliest Easter can be is March 22 as it was last in 1818 and will be next in 2285.
The latest Easter can be is April 25 as it was last in 1943 and will be next in 2038.
hmmmm......can't remember
So that makes you ** years old?
Wow kurt is good, maybe if I spell it.
So that makes you ******-**** years old?
I was born in 1971, if that helps you out, Mr. Math!
Mango was correct, about March 23.
The time of Easter is based on the cycles of the moon, the equinox, and seasons and things in nature.
In simple (?) terms Easter occurs on the first Sunday following the first full moon that occurs on or after the day of the vernal equinox (the first day of spring).
In 2008 the vernal equinox will be on Thursday, March 20. The first full moon after that will be Friday, March 21. Thus, Easter will be on Sunday, March 23.
The earliest Easter can be is March 22 as it was last in 1818 and will be next in 2285.
The latest Easter can be is April 25 as it was last in 1943 and will be next in 2038.
I didn't find that out until about 10 years ago. It's an impressive thing to spout off at parties. (If you're a geek, like me...)
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