Dating Advice From P-Head

Beach Fanatic

Mar 25, '08 · 9:56 AM7,758

hey guys... since im back i thought i would make myself useful... i know some of you have had troubles in your love life, but no need to fear, P-Head is here... just shoot me any question about dating and i would be honored to offer my expert advice... coming from a college student i have a different (and often better) perspective on life... just think of it as a "Dear P-Head" column..and you never know... maybe YOUR question could help to answer someone elses question...

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Beach Fanatic

Mar 25, '08 · 10:03 AM#2

Question;

What EXACTLY is the definition of "dating" these days.... :wave:

hey guys... since im back i thought i would make myself useful... i know some of you have had troubles in your love life, but no need to fear, P-Head is here... just shoot me any question about dating and i would be honored to offer my expert advice... coming from a college student i have a different (and often better) perspective on life... just think of it as a "Dear P-Head" column..and you never know... maybe YOUR question could help to answer someone elses question...

SoWal Insider

Mar 25, '08 · 10:07 AM#3

Don't you have a test to study for? :roll:

Beach FanaticAuthor

Mar 25, '08 · 10:07 AM#4

well...one can go on a date or two but not technically be "dating"... you have dates to football games and socials but you aren't really "dating"...so i would say that now-a-days its kindof an "understood" thing... when people decide to date they just kind of talk about it and then take the big leap... the KEY is that it MUST BECOME FACEBOOK OFFICIAL... as long as it is facebook official... then its official

Beach FanaticAuthor

Mar 25, '08 · 10:08 AM#5

Don't you have a test to study for? :roll:

yea but it can wait.. i don't have class all day

Beach Fanatic

Mar 25, '08 · 10:09 AM#6

So you are saying face book is a MUST; ? Watt about the texting late night B*** calls and fist come first served and such is that..???? :idontno:

well...one can go on a date or two but not technically be "dating"... you have dates to football games and socials but you aren't really "dating"...so i would say that now-a-days its kindof an "understood" thing... when people decide to date they just kind of talk about it and then take the big leap... the KEY is that it MUST BECOME FACEBOOK OFFICIAL... as long as it is facebook official... then its official

SoWal Insider

Mar 25, '08 · 10:09 AM#7

yea but it can wait.. i don't have class all day

OK then ... that thing you do with sorostitutes ... is that dating?

Beach FanaticAuthor

Mar 25, '08 · 10:12 AM#8

So you are saying face book is a MUST; ? Watt about the texting late night B*** calls and fist come first served and such is that..????

yes... that is all part of it... mainly all of that leads up to the FACEBOOK OFFICIALNESS...and once it becomes official then it continues...these days thats all it is... a bunch of late night talking, texting, and "other things"... mixed in with a few nice dinners

Beach Fanatic

Mar 25, '08 · 10:13 AM#9

sorostitutes

I hadn't heard that term since I was at FSU in 1984! Did y'all call them that at UF too? :funn:

Beach FanaticAuthor

Mar 25, '08 · 10:15 AM#10

OK then ... that thing you do with sorostitutes ... is that dating?

no... go to urbandictionary.com and look it up... not dating at all

SoWal Insider

Mar 25, '08 · 10:17 AM#11

no... go to urbandictionary.com and look it up... not dating at all

joking.

I am old not stupid

SoWal Insider

Mar 25, '08 · 10:18 AM#12

I hadn't heard that term since I was at FSU in 1984! Did y'all call them that at UF too? :funn:

it must be universal

Funnkalicious

Mar 25, '08 · 10:24 AM#13

joking. I am old not stupid

:funn:Nobody used that term when I was in college...

SoWal Staff

Mar 25, '08 · 10:28 AM#14

:funn:Nobody used that term when I was in college...

I know! I had never heard it until yesterday!

Where was I??? :idontno:

Beach Fanatic

Mar 25, '08 · 10:33 AM#15

So P- what constitutes the ideal age these days for the
sorostitutes ?

back in the day, they all liked the older men; now, it seems like they hate ALL men;

and watt is your take on the girl/girl thing; is it just a fad :idontno:

Beach Fanatic

Mar 25, '08 · 10:38 AM#16

So P- what constitutes the ideal age these days for the
sorostitutes ?

back in the day, they all liked the older men; now, it seems like they hate ALL men;

and watt is your take on the girl/girl thing; is it just a fad

A girl, girl thing fad..????? like a tatoo???? College is gettin' a bit scary (ier). Interesting thought:.....what will the crop of Governnors be like 15, 20 years from now???? Any future confession comments???? :confused:

Beach Fanatic

Mar 25, '08 · 10:38 AM#17

Cute puppy whiteyfunn!!! :wave:

SoWal Insider

Mar 25, '08 · 10:39 AM#18

So P- what constitutes the ideal age these days for the
sorostitutes ?

back in the day, they all liked the older men; now, it seems like they hate ALL men;

and watt is your take on the girl/girl thing; is it just a fad

Beach FanaticAuthor

Mar 25, '08 · 10:44 AM#19

So P- what constitutes the ideal age these days for the
sorostitutes ?

back in the day, they all liked the older men; now, it seems like they hate ALL men;

and watt is your take on the girl/girl thing; is it just a fad

first off... i'm not going ANYWHERE on the girl/girl thing... the sorostitutes love ALL men now... as long as they're fratastic frat daddies... they HATE GDI's... but so does everyone else on campus

SoWal Staff

Mar 25, '08 · 10:47 AM#20

first off... i'm not going ANYWHERE on the girl/girl thing... the sorostitutes love ALL men now... as long as they're fratastic frat daddies... they HATE GDI's... but so does everyone else on campus

You've been hanging out with a certain Joe way too long. Not the Smiley kind. :roll:

Beach FanaticAuthor

Mar 25, '08 · 10:51 AM#21

i've been recieving complaints about the term sorostitute... this is not a derogatory term against women... it is simply a generalization about sorority girls just like the term frat daddy is a term for frat guys...

Beach Fanatic

Mar 25, '08 · 10:53 AM#22

i've been recieving complaints about the term sorostitute... this is not a derogatory term against women... it is simply a generalization about sorority girls just like the term frat daddy is a term for frat guys...

Who's complaining??????

Beach FanaticAuthor

Mar 25, '08 · 10:55 AM#23

cough cough kimmifunn cough cough

Beach Fanatic

Mar 25, '08 · 10:57 AM#24

first off... i'm not going ANYWHERE on the girl/girl thing... the sorostitutes love ALL men now... as long as they're fratastic frat daddies... they HATE GDI's... but so does everyone else on campus

:funn::funn::funn:

Who's complaining??????

:rofl::rofl:

cough cough kimmifunn cough cough

Oh P- this is good bro; good stuff; we want to hear more :lolabove:

Funnkalicious

Mar 25, '08 · 11:16 AM#25

cough cough kimmifunn cough cough

I'm just looking out for you! Not EVERYONE gets your sense of humor. And your lack of grammar, puncuation and correct tenses makes you sound even worse.