Wtf?

If I have told it, this is for the noobs. Everyone else move along...

At the end of the summer, I noticed some sort of flotsam in the yard bordering my neighbor's property. This is not unusual. The neighbors have been there for several years, and since the beginning have had a giant construction-type dumpster parked in the yard. Their trash tends to blow out of it into my yard. (Other inventory: A dead jeep, a dead antique truck with a dead freezer in the back, a dead tiller next to the pool, 2 gigantic fishing boats, 1 small fishing boat, the occasional extra boat, 2 jet skis, 1 truck that mostly works, 1 yellow convertible mustang with a black fender and no muffler, some little Ford compact POS that is probably for drug deliveries, a dirt bike that is mostly used at night with no headlights on the busy road in front of my house, a Barbie Jeep, and an inflatable killer whale that flies to my house in futile escape efforts.)

My dad was about to mow the grass for me, and he went to pick up said flotsam. It was a wind sock on a stick. Upon further investigation, he found one of those red Dixie party cups stuck in a hole in the ground.

Sure enough, a little while later a couple of 18- to 20-something year olds came out to play. Baggy, low-riding jeans, no shirt, lotsa tattos and piercings, and cigarettes hanging out of their mouths. For driving practice, they hit it directly across said busy road into my other neighbor's yard...

Oh...tell us more!!!! Neighbor stories are the best! You didn't mention any cammo???

Oeeeeeeewwwwwwww..... My Good Nightty Alive""

If I have told it, this is for the noobs. Everyone else move along...

At the end of the summer, I noticed some sort of flotsam in the yard bordering my neighbor's property. This is not unusual. The neighbors have been there for several years, and since the beginning have had a giant construction-type dumpster parked in the yard. Their trash tends to blow out of it into my yard. (Other inventory: A dead jeep, a dead antique truck with a dead freezer in the back, a dead tiller next to the pool, 2 gigantic fishing boats, 1 small fishing boat, the occasional extra boat, 2 jet skis, 1 truck that mostly works, 1 yellow convertible mustang with a black fender and no muffler, some little Ford compact POS that is probably for drug deliveries, a dirt bike that is mostly used at night with no headlights on the busy road in front of my house, a Barbie Jeep, and an inflatable killer whale that flies to my house in futile escape efforts.)

My dad was about to mow the grass for me, and he went to pick up said flotsam. It was a wind sock on a stick. Upon further investigation, he found one of those red Dixie party cups stuck in a hole in the ground.

Sure enough, a little while later a couple of 18- to 20-something year olds came out to play. Baggy, low-riding jeans, no shirt, lotsa tattos and piercings, and cigarettes hanging out of their mouths. For driving practice, they hit it directly across said busy road into my other neighbor's yard...

Move? My mother has lived on this property since 1956. They bought it from my the father of the neighbor who lives behind my white trash neighbors. Out of 7 of the adjoining properties on both sides of the road, theirs is the only one that has been turned over in the last 50 years...

The funny thing about them is that as trashy as they are (and downright scary, honestly!) they're just about as friendly as folks come. If I call to complain that the teenagers are playing in traffic at 10:30 at night, the woman of the house is all apologies--"I'm gonna whup their @$$es!!! I told them they couldn't go to th' store! I'm so sorry they bothered you--I'm gonna kill them kids!"

My friend who is on the swat team tells me not to worry too much. The oldest kid was the worst one, and he just got 9 years in prison for trafficking meth...that's a relief...:roll:

If I have told it, this is for the noobs. Everyone else move along...

At the end of the summer, I noticed some sort of flotsam in the yard bordering my neighbor's property. This is not unusual. The neighbors have been there for several years, and since the beginning have had a giant construction-type dumpster parked in the yard. Their trash tends to blow out of it into my yard. (Other inventory: A dead jeep, a dead antique truck with a dead freezer in the back, a dead tiller next to the pool, 2 gigantic fishing boats, 1 small fishing boat, the occasional extra boat, 2 jet skis, 1 truck that mostly works, 1 yellow convertible mustang with a black fender and no muffler, some little Ford compact POS that is probably for drug deliveries, a dirt bike that is mostly used at night with no headlights on the busy road in front of my house, a Barbie Jeep, and an inflatable killer whale that flies to my house in futile escape efforts.)

My dad was about to mow the grass for me, and he went to pick up said flotsam. It was a wind sock on a stick. Upon further investigation, he found one of those red Dixie party cups stuck in a hole in the ground.

Sure enough, a little while later a couple of 18- to 20-something year olds came out to play. Baggy, low-riding jeans, no shirt, lotsa tattos and piercings, and cigarettes hanging out of their mouths. For driving practice, they hit it directly across said busy road into my other neighbor's yard...

Run Shamu, run fer yer life

Whale, just like chicken, only more fat.

If I have told it, this is for the noobs. Everyone else move along...

At the end of the summer, I noticed some sort of flotsam in the yard bordering my neighbor's property. This is not unusual. The neighbors have been there for several years, and since the beginning have had a giant construction-type dumpster parked in the yard. Their trash tends to blow out of it into my yard. (Other inventory: A dead jeep, a dead antique truck with a dead freezer in the back, a dead tiller next to the pool, 2 gigantic fishing boats, 1 small fishing boat, the occasional extra boat, 2 jet skis, 1 truck that mostly works, 1 yellow convertible mustang with a black fender and no muffler, some little Ford compact POS that is probably for drug deliveries, a dirt bike that is mostly used at night with no headlights on the busy road in front of my house, a Barbie Jeep, and an inflatable killer whale that flies to my house in futile escape efforts.)

My dad was about to mow the grass for me, and he went to pick up said flotsam. It was a wind sock on a stick. Upon further investigation, he found one of those red Dixie party cups stuck in a hole in the ground.

Sure enough, a little while later a couple of 18- to 20-something year olds came out to play. Baggy, low-riding jeans, no shirt, lotsa tattos and piercings, and cigarettes hanging out of their mouths. For driving practice, they hit it directly across said busy road into my other neighbor's yard...

DIBS!


Good thing you're moving to the 'Ham! Don't think you will have this problem in your new 'hood.



SJ, I remember during Hurricane Katrina they moved some of the dolphins at their Gulfworld type place to a hotel swimming pool....perhaps this picture is from that.

This is a smart bunch, I figured someone would point out how chlorine affects fish, and then be slammed mercilously. :funn:

DIBS!


Good thing you're moving to the 'Ham! Don't think you will have this problem in your new 'hood.



SJ, I remember during Hurricane Katrina they moved some of the dolphins at their Gulfworld type place to a hotel swimming pool....perhaps this picture is from that.

Buggie might find some highly inappropriate "goodies" in the glove compartment of that jeep...

Have you picked out my ring and china pattern yet?

Buggie might find some highly inappropriate "goodies" in the glove compartment of that jeep...

Have you picked out my ring and china pattern yet?

Buggie my as$! It's for me!

But of course. BTW, I finally talked to your fiance today.

Buggie my as$! It's for me!

But of course. BTW, I finally talked to your fiance today.

Rick Springfield has a great song called "Jesus Saves White Trash"

on youtube, in concert just last year;

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLgzexQBcN4"]YouTube - Rick Springfield - LIVE Wildhorse - Nashville, TN - 2007[/ame]