It asked my age, weight, height, and level of daily activity.
The result? It said that I need 720 calories per day, and if I wanted to lose weight I should subtract 750 from that number.

I'll be the one on the gurney, in a smokin' hot dress from 1988.

...I used to be able to resemble that!
...serves me right! I might just end up wearing that souped up maternity dress to the Prom after all.
...now I feel bad about my April Fool's Joke. Y'all are so nice. I have been exercising and did lunges (hate) yesterday and can hardly walk today, but the wee single digit sizes are a bit of a stretch. ;-) April Fool's Day was more fun back when I could scare the poo poo out of Mr. K with a pregnancy joke.