Google and Virgin Merge

with the merger comes this new, great feature: http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html

I don't think they want me...


Well, you're distressingly normal and could conceivably adjust to life as a deep space pioneer, though we recommend instead that you leave the Mars missions to the serious whack jobs who scored over 130 and instead finish year 3 of law school, tuck your toddler into bed, design Web 2.0 applications, run for Congress or do whatever other normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road thing you're currently doing with your normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road life. If you're determined to give Virgle a try, though, you can submit your video here

with the merger comes this new, great feature: http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html

And why would you need this?

I don't think they want me...


Well, you're distressingly normal and could conceivably adjust to life as a deep space pioneer, though we recommend instead that you leave the Mars missions to the serious whack jobs who scored over 130 and instead finish year 3 of law school, tuck your toddler into bed, design Web 2.0 applications, run for Congress or do whatever other normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road thing you're currently doing with your normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road life. If you're determined to give Virgle a try, though, you can submit your video here

I got the same thing OL. Guess I'll run for Congress.

THESE ARE GOOGLE'S APRIL FOOLS JOKES...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google's_hoaxes