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Been sitting here with my a** in a wad, wanting to speak
out about the bull**** going on in New Orleans. For the
people of New Orleans... First we would like to say,
Sorry for your loss. With that said, Let's go through
a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know
it's coming)
1. A mandatory evacuation means just that...Get the hell
out. Don't blame the Government after they tell you
to go. If they hadn't said anything, I can see the
argument. They said get out... if you didn't, it's
your fault, not theirs. (We don't want to hear it,
even if you don't have a car, you can get out.)
2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-
perishables. If you didn't do this, it's not the Gov-
ernment's fault you're starving.
2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store that
has some. (Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are
not edible. Leave them alone.)
2b. If the local store has been looted of food or water,
leave your neighbor's TV and stereo alone. (See #2a)
They worked hard to get their stuff. Just because
they were smart enough to leave during a mandatory
evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their
stuff...it's theirs, not yours.
3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them
and then complain no one is helping you. I'm not
getting shot to help save some dumbass who didn't
leave when told to do so.
4. If you are in your house that is completely under water,
your belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to
want them. If someone does want them, let them have
them and hopefully they'll die in the filth. Just leave!
(It's New Orleans, find a voodoo warrior and put a curse
on them)
5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million
dollar house, a sports stadium or a floating casino.
Also, my tax money shouldn't go to rebuild a city that
is under sea level. You wouldn't build your house on
quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level,
do your country some good and join the Navy.
6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and
Al Sharpton want you to believe, The US Government didn't
create the Hurricane as a way to eradicate the black
people of New Orleans; (Neither did Russia as a way to
destroy America). The US Government didn't cause global
warming that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out
of an ice age for over a million years).
7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything.
This is the land of the free and the home of the brave,
but you gotta work for what you want. McDonalds and Wal-
Mart are always hiring, get a damn job and stop spooning
off the people who are actually working for a living.
President Kennedy said it best..."Ask not what your
country can do for you, ask what you can do for your
country."
Thank you for allowing me to rant.
The opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of a guy named Landlocked. He just thoguht they were entertaining.
