1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush,
and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join
forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon
Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women
will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally....
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the
new name:
TittyTittyBangBang
