My Daily Rant..

Excuse me, but your forgot your bucket of fried chicken. And those Camels had better be unfiltered. You should be traveling with an ex-con democrat. Oh, and you can only point your pistola at folks from the sanctity of your vehicle.

NoHall, what have we forgotten?

With all the stress of the last week and then reading the boards today I have decided to start "My Daily Rant" Please join me but remember it is only in fun.

Disclaimer: This rant is not intended to insult anyone in particular or not. It does not mean I will do this or maybe I will. It is for entertainment purposes only.

After this last week I believe I will tailgate a spring breaker down to the tanning salon, where I intend to drink a Crown Royal on the rocks, smoke a pack of Camels and talk on my cell phone while I Shake and Bake. No one should bother me because I will have my pistola with me.

Please feel free to rep me or not.

Thank you.

I have now left the building................

...I am so confused.

Miss Kitty, kindly mosey on over to the tanning can kill you thread, and I think you'll find enlightenment. Then you can plant your kitty tongue firmly in cheek, and join us. ;-)

...I am so confused.

Good to confuse and entertain was my only purpose.

I forgot to add that I will be throwing blue Wal-mart bags out the window on my journey to and fro.

Carry on.

Miss Kitty, kindly mosey on over to the tanning can kill you thread, and I think you'll find enlightenment. Then you can plant your kitty tongue firmly in cheek, and join us. ;-)

Yes. Only in fun

I forgot to add that I will be throwing blue Wal-mart bags out the window on my journey to and fro.

AND your cigarette butts. And for God's sake, do not obey the traffic signs.

Excuse me, but your forgot your bucket of fried chicken. And those Camels had better be unfiltered. You should be traveling with an ex-con democrat. Oh, and you can only point your pistola at folks from the sanctity of your vehicle.

NoHall, what have we forgotten?

You are correct MissCritter. I forgot to mention the chicken. The oil is a lovely start for my base tan and the ex-con democrat will be mixing my drinks, ripping the filter off the ciggs and scheduling my late night rendezvous with my secret lover Dick Cheney. We will be meeting by a big blue sign;-)

I think someone needs to put the crack pipe down.

I think someone needs to put the crack pipe down.

I have so much crack it won't fit into a pipe

I think someone needs to put the crack pipe down.

I have so much crack it won't fit into a pipe

You are such a goof!

I saw a magnet today that said "I only drink socially...but I can smoke crack like a mot#$F*()(r"

You are such a goof!

I saw a magnet today that said "I only drink socially...but I can smoke crack like a mot#$F*()(r"

Yes, Dick loves that about me well, that and the fact I smell like fried chicken.

I have so much crack it won't fit into a pipe

You are such a goof!

I saw a magnet today that said "I only drink socially...but I can smoke crack like a mot#$F*()(r"

aleo, this is a fantastic idea of a thread. cracked me UP, I tell ya. UP.

I guess I need to keep on on the threads cause I have no idea half of what you are referring to and wish I did. I'm not a total board reader. am I really missing out on all that???

had lunch with paula and shakennotstirred today, and other wenches (elgordoboy was suppose to show but blew us off). anyway, shaken was talking about how she would never be able to catch up on sowal next week. I told her to just ask us for a summary. this thread may just do it for her. that way she can get the gist, laugh, and never have to really be bothered by any of it.


BB - that needs to be a bumper sticker. love it.

aleo, this is a fantastic idea of a thread. cracked me UP, I tell ya. UP.

I guess I need to keep on on the threads cause I have no idea half of what you are referring to and wish I did. I'm not a total board reader. am I really missing out on all that???

had lunch with paula and shakennotstirred today, and other wenches (elgordoboy was suppose to show but blew us off). anyway, shaken was talking about how she would never be able to catch up on sowal next week. I told her to just ask us for a summary. this thread may just do it for her. that way she can get the gist, laugh, and never have to really be bothered by any of it.


BB - that needs to be a bumper sticker. love it.

Thank you. I have lost my mind and am happy to share. My chicken that is and maybe my crown.

Ok. By demand.

For my next not perfectly smooth natural feet.

I have decided to run for Sheriff. Dick is going to help me ;-)

My only campaign promises are.......

I will raise taxes, buy a tank(as to protect my deputy's when chasing slow moving bad guys and running over big blue signs) and pipe in music from next years Jazz Fest all the while double dipping from the state retirement system.


I will also promise free Tin Foil to all voters so I can amplify my secret radio signals that prompt them to question what really happened to building number 7.

brilliant!

My rant is on the AI thread.

Still cracking me up with the tin foil!

aleo, this is a fantastic idea of a thread. cracked me UP, I tell ya. UP.

I guess I need to keep on on the threads cause I have no idea half of what you are referring to and wish I did. I'm not a total board reader. am I really missing out on all that???

had lunch with paula and shakennotstirred today, and other wenches (elgordoboy was suppose to show but blew us off). anyway, shaken was talking about how she would never be able to catch up on sowal next week. I told her to just ask us for a summary. this thread may just do it for her. that way she can get the gist, laugh, and never have to really be bothered by any of it.


BB - that needs to be a bumper sticker. love it.

Blow one off and you'll never get an invite again EB!

Ok. By demand.

For my next not perfectly smooth natural feet.

I have decided to run for Sheriff. Dick is going to help me ;-)

My only campaign promises are.......

I will raise taxes, buy a tank(as to protect my deputy's when chasing slow moving bad guys and running over big blue signs) and pipe in music from next years Jazz Fest all the while double dipping from the state retirement system.


I will also promise free Tin Foil to all voters so I can amplify my secret radio signals that prompt them to question what really happened to building number 7.

Oh ALeonard!! You are on fire!

Excuse me, but your forgot your bucket of fried chicken. And those Camels had better be unfiltered. You should be traveling with an ex-con democrat. Oh, and you can only point your pistola at folks from the sanctity of your vehicle.

NoHall, what have we forgotten?

I'm behind...sorry...I had a concert tonight.

I need to check with my neighbors on this. You seem to be talking about their lifestyle. I'll go see if they're out riding their dirt bikes on the dixie-cup golf green...

I'm behind...sorry...I had a concert tonight.

I need to check with my neighbors on this. You seem to be talking about their lifestyle. I'll go see if they're out riding their dirt bikes on the dixie-cup golf green...

I liked your rant in the tanning is death thread

I liked your rant in the tanning is death thread

I do what I can...