The Turtleman

That is plain insane. I've seen what a snapper can bite through. :shock:

"I try not to smile 'cause I got my teeth knocked out by a chainsaw."

Um....so many things come to mind....:rofl:

Let?s start with how he got his teeth knocked out with a chain saw!!! How does that happen????

I hear you, ASH. I've seen a Snapping Turtle snap a mop handle in half. I'm still wondering how he feels for their head with his feet, and whether or not he is missing any toes.

...and you might be the wife of a redneck, if you don't need air bags in your car..

That has nothing to do with rednecks.

That has nothing to do with rednecks.

So sorry, guess I need to spend more time with rednecks so I can get it...

That is plain insane. I've seen what a snapper can bite through. :shock:

In addition to being a redneck you might also be stupid

That has nothing to do with rednecks.

I personally think boobs and rednecks can have a connection. A friend drug me to a hole in the wall many years ago. A redneck who had an unfortunate oral incident with a chainsaw moseyed up to me and said, "You got the biggest T*****'s I've ever seen."

I personally think boobs and rednecks can have a connection. A friend drug me to a hole in the wall many years ago. A redneck who had an unfortunate oral incident with a chainsaw moseyed up to me and said, "You got the biggest T*****'s I've ever seen."

That must have been his best pick-up line! Did it work?

Yeah, did it work?

That must have been his best pick-up line! Did it work?

NO.........................

The night went kinda downhill after that and ended in a cross between a bar room brawl and a scene from the Dukes of Hazard.:shock:

Only in Kenpucky.....................Kurt won't let me spell that with an F.

NO.........................

The night went kinda downhill after that and ended in a cross between a bar room brawl and a scene from the Dukes of Hazard.:shock:

Where exactly is the destinction between those two?

Seriouly when he said he doesn't chew tobacco all I could think was "with what?"