A Florida story...

I'll pre-apologize if this has been posted in the past!

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so
he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange
and tangerine trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch
of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you
leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up
he said, 'I 'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.