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what do you do with a drunken sailor

bluemtnrunner avatar
Beach Fanatic
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I did it again, my back is in total spasm and I won't be going anywhere for awhile. This has been happening for two years. I had just got everything back in place and was gearing up to start training for adventure races again. After being out of commission for nearly a year I had been pain free for three months I was psyched to be back out there again. I'm soooo depressed:violin:

So the question is, what do I do now. I'm thinking about drinking heavily and floating in the Gulf. At the very least, I will drink heavily!

Ideas:
1)Torment the family (we are moving and now I can't help)
2) Drink :drink2:
3) Crossword puzzles
4) Read the books I was supposed to read before I graduated high school
5) Drink
6) Spirograph
7) Post on Sowal
8) Drink and then post on Sowal
9) Roll into my kayak and make the kids paddle me around
10) Drink

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NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#2
Get outta the box to make you some pudding shots. My back didn't hurt at all when I was downing those bad boys.
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#3
I vote for 2, 5, 7, 8, and 10. I will also add:

Count the specks on the ceiling.

Oh and on #1 wait until someone goes by with something really heavy and then starting whining about your back. :biggrin:
Ocean Lover avatar
bean
#4
I'm sorry.:( Catch up on scrapbooking?
aggieb avatar
Beach Fanatic
#5
meprozine;-)
hnooe avatar
Beach Fanatic
#6
See my chiropractor here , Dr. Siroka...I haven't spasmed in 2 years now--use to have it bad--doubled over pain that put me frozen in the fetal position--you probably know from where I come on that one...he is VERY good!

You'll be fine just being here....
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#7
Oh dear. Sorry to hear you're in such pain and misery. I like your plan though. I'm with SWGB on the options.
Hmmmm...I think I feel a spasm coming on...:drink2:
greenroomsurfer avatar
Beach Fanatic
#8
Hey I just had back surgery a week ago, the L-5. I came by for the coolers before maybe I can come by for A BIG FAT DRINK!!!!!!!!! Meet me at the 83 access and we can get retarded an moan together.:idontno:
Beach Lover
#9
Sudoku? ;-)
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#10
Apparently I have a dirty mind - Sudoku and crossword puzzles did not even come to mind when I saw this thread title! :blush:
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#11
Apparently I have a dirty mind - Sudoku and crossword puzzles did not even come to mind when I saw this thread title! :blush:

We gotta find you a date. ;-)
SHELLY avatar
SoWal Insider
#12
...look for loose change around your neighborhood.


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bluemtnrunner avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#13
Hey I just had back surgery a week ago, the L-5. I came by for the coolers before maybe I can come by for A BIG FAT DRINK!!!!!!!!! Meet me at the 83 access and we can get retarded an moan together.:idontno:

Apparently I have a dirty mind - Sudoku and crossword puzzles did not even come to mind when I saw this thread title! :blush:


Getting retarded and moaning sounds way better than Sudoku I must admit! When I put this out here I had thoughts of how saying that I am flat on my back in bed and need something to do would come across on this thread.
bluemtnrunner avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#14
...look for loose change around your neighborhood.


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Grayt plan, then tell the kids to pick it up cause I can't make it all the way to the pavement. Then watch them run away with the cash cause they know I won't be able to catch them.:bang:

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