at our annual spring party..Fiji Island... i took in a little too much alcohol and picked up our shot block and threw it into the courtyard.. i then proceeded to break the ice up into smaller pieces and then my big brother (in the frat) talked me into trying to break a block of ice on my head... i did it..or at least tried.. and now i have a mild concussion.. yes.. phead is a legend.. He GAVE HIMSELF a concussion.. i didn't remember anything and the brothers told me about it the next morning...
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SoWal Insider
Be careful phead, we worry about you, and you are scaring your sister.
Now how many fingers am I holding up???
Now how many fingers am I holding up???
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Phead!
The goal is to graduate from college sweetie. You need those brains up there in that head of yours. Use them wisely!
The goal is to graduate from college sweetie. You need those brains up there in that head of yours. Use them wisely!
SoWal Insider
P head please invest in a drinking helmet before you hurt yourself and somebody has to feed you applesauce through a straw the rest of your life
picky
Phead, I want to know what grades you're pulling this year. Don't bash out so many brain cells pulling stunts like this that you can't keep up academically. It's all about balance (saying this with love and concern). 
SoWal Expert
P head please invest in a drinking helmet before you hurt yourself and somebody has to feed you applesauce through a straw the rest of your life
Yes, and not those cheap baseball drinking helmets. You need a real football helmet, with full face mask and good pads.
percy
My feeling is if someone wants a permanent souvenir from a memorable event, a tattoo is better than brain damage. 
Funnkalicious
See Phead. You can party your face off, but don't do stupid stuff like that. Next time, I'm telling mom and dad. When I was at Auburn the craziest thing the Fijis did was miss church on Sunday.Really chaps my hide.
hmmmm......can't remember
Really chaps my hide.
:funn:
SoWal Guide
thanks for sharing your college frat stories with us. glad you are okay (you did go to the doc right?). I guess you knocked yourself out and the night was over, huh? did anyone take you for medical attention, or did they drag you to your bed? or did they just party around your almost corpse?
Beach FanaticAuthor
My brother was a Fiji at Tech (and had all sorts of hilarious hi-jinks while he was there,) and swears that the Fiji's at UGA are the most boring people in the world who do nothing but study. I've had this confirmed by a Fiji at UGA. He couldn't think of a single ludicrous incident.
we got in a fight with the Fijis at UGA...
Beach FanaticAuthor
thanks for sharing your college frat stories with us. glad you are okay (you did go to the doc right?). I guess you knocked yourself out and the night was over, huh? did anyone take you for medical attention, or did they drag you to your bed? or did they just party around your almost corpse?
they said i didnt move for a couple of minutes then got up... drank more and then passed out in a hammock... in my boxers
SoWal Guide
oh, Phead, I forgot to mention. you're grounded til friday! now get to class and start studying! right now!
Beach Fanatic
they said i didnt move for a couple of minutes then got up... drank more and then passed out in a hammock... in my boxers
Ok, I did some crazy things in college. And I might have laughed at this story 15 years ago. But now that I'm a mom. . . .it scares me!! Please tell them to take you to the hospital the next time you don't "move for a couple of minutes"!Funnkalicious
they said i didnt move for a couple of minutes then got up... drank more and then passed out in a hammock... in my boxersUnreal. You're smarter than that. You may as well be at the SAE house knee deep in blow. Probably safer.
hmmmm......can't remember
Unreal. You're smarter than that. You may as well be at the SAE house knee deep in blow. Probably safer.I have no idea what this means, but it sounds really offensive. (And we should probably rep you for it, right?)
SoWal Insider
I have no idea what this means, but it sounds really offensive. (And we should probably rep you for it, right?)
I think it means this...:shock:
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
I have no idea what this means, but it sounds really offensive. (And we should probably rep you for it, right?)
Think white powder that is usually sniffed up ones nose.
hmmmm......can't remember
Think white powder that is usually sniffed up ones nose.
Got that part.
Just wondered about the story with the SAE's and Fijis...
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Got that part.
Just wondered about the story with the SAE's and Fijis...
Well Duh. :funn:
Beach FanaticAuthor
im fine where i am thank you... you would get a lot more stories to tell mom and dad if i was an SAE...
Beach Lover
My son was King Frattastic for a semester at Pitt and he is now home enjoying the local junior college. Phead, chicks don't dig guys who pass out in their boxers.....
Beach Fanatic
My son was King Frattastic for a semester at Pitt and he is now home enjoying the local junior college. Phead, chicks don't dig guys who pass out in their boxers.....
or brain damaged ones either, every concussion damages a part of your brain, look at what happens to boxers.
Beach Fanatic
at our annual spring party..Fiji Island... i took in a little too much alcohol and picked up our shot block and threw it into the courtyard.. i then proceeded to break the ice up into smaller pieces and then my big brother (in the frat) talked me into trying to break a block of ice on my head... i did it
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