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SoWal Insider

Apr 30, '08 · 6:09 PM6051

Why????????????? :blink:

Man claiming wombat rape denies he was drunk at the time

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:21p.m.

A man who gained worldwide fame after claiming he had been raped by a wombat says the story would have been more interesting if he'd been drinking.
48-year-old Murchison man Ross Cradock was sentenced to 75 hours of community work last week after he rang police and complained he'd been sexually violated by a marsupial.
The story made worldwide headlines and even secured Cradock a guest spot on a British comedy show.
Despite widespread allegations over his sobriety, Cradock denies he was drunk at the time of the call.

http://www.tv3.co.nz/News/Story/tabid/209/articleID/51538/cat/41/Default.aspx

Zexy Wombat in question..............

Replies

Beach Fanatic

Apr 30, '08 · 6:27 PM#2

:shock:

SWGB

Apr 30, '08 · 10:48 PM#3

At least the wombat has all his teeth. :idontno:

SoWal Insider

May 1, '08 · 7:05 AM#4

A-L Where did you find this??:shock:

I'm so glad you cruise the weird news for us and filter out the really wacky stuff. Your service to fellow SoWallers is duly noted. :floor:

SoWal InsiderAuthor

May 1, '08 · 7:41 AM#5

A-L Where did you find this??:shock:

I'm so glad you cruise the weird news for us and filter out the really wacky stuff. Your service to fellow SoWallers is duly noted.

I'm a Fark Head

Beach Fanatic

May 1, '08 · 8:48 AM#6

I'm a Fark Head

I love the fact that FLORIDA has its own little icon on there... :floor:

margarita brocolia

May 1, '08 · 2:33 PM#7

At least the wombat has all his teeth.

:funn:

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Beach Fanatic

May 1, '08 · 2:47 PM#8

:shock:

Question...

How exactly does one end up in a position to raped by a wombat???

:blink:

Never mind, I don't really want to know...

Beach Fanatic

May 1, '08 · 2:53 PM#9

:shock:

Question...

How exactly does one end up in a position to raped by a wombat???

Never mind, I don't really want to know...

One way that comes to mind to me, is by being knocked out from head-butting a block of ice and passing out in a hammock in only your boxer shorts. :scratch:

SoWal Expert

May 1, '08 · 2:54 PM#10

I'm assuming one passes out pantless and facedown, which takes some serious effort and several bad decisions. :roll:

SoWal InsiderAuthor

May 1, '08 · 3:02 PM#11

:shock:

Question...

How exactly does one end up in a position to raped by a wombat???

Never mind, I don't really want to know...

Yes, you do:shock:

A moment's frustration at not being able to reach the Motueka police station by phone led Ross Cradock to utter a phrase that has led to worldwide notoriety
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/nelsonmail/4464683a6510.html

I think he was really just jealous that the Wombat has moved on and falsely accused him

Beach Fanatic

May 1, '08 · 3:04 PM#12

I think he was really just jealous that the Wombat has moved on and falsely accused him

To me, the wombat kid has an eerie resemblance to David Archuleta.. :idontno:

SoWal InsiderAuthor

May 1, '08 · 3:04 PM#13

One way that comes to mind to me, is by being knocked out from head-butting a block of ice and passing out in a hammock in only your boxer shorts. :scratch:

We have a winner :clap:

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