Top Ten Signs you are too old to go Trick or Treating

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of
restraining orders.



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10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.


8. You ask for high fiber candy only.


7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your
balance and fall over.


6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not
wearing a mask.


5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't
remember the rest.


4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of
restraining orders.


3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't
dislodge your hairpiece.


2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a
walker.


1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

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Miss Kitty agrees with #3!

Why aren't you at the beach or the bar??? :idontno:

See my other post...gotta' drive to VPS for 9:20 pm arrival of HMM. Should be fun...he was one stressed out dude earlier!

And that stress will be eased tonight :idontno:

Uh...I have a headache! Have you seen my head?

All funny, but I like 4 best too... :rofl:

Ahhhhh.... Great minds :cool: