First let me just say, I AM BLONDE!!! so nothing personal......
Why did the blonde scale a chain-link fence?
(To see what was on the other side)
What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
(Frosted flakes)
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
(They drowned during spring training)
Why do blondes have more fun?
(They're easier to amuse)
Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
(They keep breaking them with their hammers)
Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
(because she read that one out of every four were born Chinese)
What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
(Data transfer)
Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?
(she missed)
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
(The cow stepped on her)
Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
(They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters)
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
(You have to hollow out the head)
Hear about the blonde that got the am radio?
(It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon)
OK enough already!!!!!!!!! tee hee!!
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Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
GO BLONDES!!! :clap_1: I'm a natural!!!
little sugarAuthor
Hey Kathy...........I knew you would be the only one to respond!!!!!! luv ya girl!!!!! :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
Beach Fanatic
Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
Ankle support.
Ankle support.
kt loo
i dont get it.
grr, yes i'm blonde...
grr, yes i'm blonde...
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Hey Kathy...........I knew you would be the only one to respond!!!!!! luv ya girl!!!!! :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
Hey Girl, well I had too....us blondes have to stick together!!!!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
i dont get it.
grr, yes i'm blonde...
Uh Oh, Katie, I am not sure we are ready for the answer to this one.
Beach Fanatic
i dont get it.
grr, yes i'm blonde...
That's okay. Maybe you'll figure it out after you read this one.
Why don't blondes make good ranchers?
'cause they can't keep their calves together.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
That's okay. Maybe you'll figure it out after you read this one.
Why don't blondes make good ranchers?
'cause they can't keep their calves together.
:nono1:
little sugarAuthor
Good one LL.......................... :clap_1:
Beach Fanatic
Two blondes walked into a building..................you'd think one of them would have seen it. ;-)
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Two blondes walked into a building..................you'd think one of them would have seen it. ;-)
:rofl:
got any pics?
That's okay. Maybe you'll figure it out after you read this one.
Why don't blondes make good ranchers?
'cause they can't keep their calves together.
LMAO!! :funn:
Beach Fanatic
Those were all good! 
(I can actually remember 2 liners - usually ;-) )
(I can actually remember 2 liners - usually ;-) )
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