Famous last words...

Does this fall into the redneck category of things that happen after saying "Hey, y'all... Watch this!"

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/article/14244

I think it falls in the dumba$$ with a gun category.

I think it falls in the dumba$$ with a gun category.

I like your answer better!

Does this fall into the redneck category of things that happen after saying "Hey, y'all... Watch this!"

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/article/14244

Umm...yes.

On second thought, who needs gun control--let a certain amount of gun owners dispose of themselves!

Shouldn't this be grounds for taking the gun away?

Shouldn't this be grounds for taking the gun away?

Hmmm....
Let's ask the captain of the USAir Airbus A320 who shot a hole through the left side of the cockpit during flight! That was an intersting scenario!

On second thought, who needs gun control--let a certain amount of gun owners dispose of themselves!

Weeding out the gene pool

This happens more than you might suspect. A few days ago a guy was in our ER after peppering his foot with buckshot:shock:

This happens more than you might suspect. A few days ago a guy was in our ER after peppering his foot with buckshot:shock:

Was he trying to get a corn off? That's still the best ER story I've ever heard. Some woman drunk couldn't get that corn off so she used her shotgun and removed most of her foot and ankle.

Future Darwin Award winner

This happens more than you might suspect. A few days ago a guy was in our ER after peppering his foot with buckshot:shock:

That usually happens when they are shooting at that snake crawling around their feet....

My favorite is that every year there seems to be several coral snake bites because Billy Joe Bob tries to pick it up and make it a "pet".....

Was he trying to get a corn off? That's still the best ER story I've ever heard. Some woman drunk couldn't get that corn off so she used her shotgun and removed most of her foot and ankle.

Did she get the offending corn?

(Imagine, she loses the foot and ankle, yet has a huge, dangling CORN still attached!)

Did she get the offending corn?

(Imagine, she loses the foot and ankle, yet has a huge, dangling CORN still attached!)

:rofl:
offending corn!

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:rofl:
offending corn!

omg Truffle - I love love love your siggy line!!!!!!!

Thanks! And happy birthday WEEK! Remember, if you have too much Bee-day funn, let your FRIENDS shoot at the snakes you see (or at your corns)..... But not at cornsnakes; They're nice ones.

Did she get the offending corn?

(Imagine, she loses the foot and ankle, yet has a huge, dangling CORN still attached!)

Yes, she did get said "offending corn". I love that term, gonna be a classic.

pheads famous last words... HEY EVERYBODY WATCH THIS!.. bang-ice on head...

Yes, she did get said "offending corn". I love that term, gonna be a classic.

hello, please remove my offending corn.
how is your offending corn?
well, your manner is not unlike that of an offending corn.
etc.

pretty good possibilities for this expression...

pheads famous last words... HEY EVERYBODY WATCH THIS!.. bang-ice on head...

oh dear lbj.:funn:

My Favorite saying before doing something stupid....Hold my beer.

My Favorite saying before doing something stupid....Hold my beer.

Natural Lite Ice.

My Favorite saying before doing something stupid....Hold my beer.

It's gotta be a PBR

Go Dawgs and Go PBR