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I'LL BE JUST FINE, SAYS PLANET.
THE planet Earth has dismissed claims it is in danger from global warming, stressing the worst that could happen is the extinction of the human race.
'If you don't mind, I've got some orbiting to do'
The Earth spoke out after a series of books, television programs and environmental campaigns urged people to do everything in their power to 'Save the Planet'.
Earth, 4,000,000,000, said last night: "I'll be absolutely fine, seriously. I might get a bit warmer and a bit wetter, but to be honest, that actually sounds quite nice.
"Try living through an ice age. Pardon my French, but it's absolutely ******* freezing."
The planet, based 93 million miles from the Sun, said it was 'sick and tired' of being drawn into arguments about human behaviour.
"Look, I'm just a planet doing its thing, alright? If you want to live on me, that's your business, but I've got important planet stuff to do, okay?
"Try being in elliptical orbit for five minutes, or balancing your gravitational pull with a medium-sized moon. Let me assure you, it's no picnic."
The planet said environmental campaigners should change their slogan from 'Save the Planet' to something more relevant such as 'Save Your Sorry A$$'.
Earth added: "Okay, so there may come a time when, for a variety of reasons, I am no longer able to support pandas, polar bears, and humans, but you know what? Life goes on.
"Who knows, I might end up being a haven for toads."
Your poll doesn't cover my answer.NoHall, you are 100% right on, IMO. I didn't participate in the poll because none of the answers fit my opinion and observations. Yours does.
I believe that the earth's climate changes naturally. I'm not so niave as to believe that humans have no impact on it, but I don't think we are as powerful as nature's ability to whip itself back into shape with or without us.
I've said it many times: I have absolutely no faith in Mr. Gore's doomsday predictions on global warming when 1) his carbon footprint is big enough for most large families to live on for a century and 2) I can't find a meteorologist who can accurately predict tomorrow's weather, let alone the weather 50 or a hundred years from now.
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Your poll doesn't cover my answer.
I believe that the earth's climate changes naturally. I'm not so niave as to believe that humans have no impact on it, but I don't think we are as powerful as nature's ability to whip itself back into shape with or without us.
I've said it many times: I have absolutely no faith in Mr. Gore's doomsday predictions on global warming when 1) his carbon footprint is big enough for most large families to live on for a century and 2) I can't find a meteorologist who can accurately predict tomorrow's weather, let alone the weather 50 or a hundred years from now.
Thanks again to jodiFL for the following:


I just hope that he has at least alarmed us into realizing that there is no excuse for not having fuel-efficient vehicles in this day and age. We should have the technology to get around on compressed robin's farts by now, and I really don't care if it means that the chairman of Exxon will have to sell one of his villas in Italy.
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I just hope that he has at least alarmed us into realizing that there is no excuse for not having fuel-efficient vehicles in this day and age. We should have the technology to get around on compressed robin's farts by now, and I really don't care if it means that the chairman of Exxon will have to sell one of his villas in Italy.
SEE?!?! Told you. Robin Farts.
They kinda look like the Smart Cars. I pulled in at my allergy doctor's last week and parked next to a Smart Car (which made my MINI feel like a frickin' tank!) and had a good laugh with the car's owner. I was shocked to hear that it only got about 33 mpg in town. My MINI does that well with a soft top and a back seat! (Hers does get 41 on the highway...but I think I'd be terrified to drive that tiny thing on an interstate...)



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Take nothing but pictures.
Leave nothing but footprints.
Kill nothing but time.
~Motto of the Baltimore Grotto, a caving society
Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves.
All things are bound together. All things connect.
~Chief Seattle, 1855
Take nothing but pictures.
Leave nothing but footprints.
Kill nothing but time.
~Motto of the Baltimore Grotto, a caving society
This quote used to be on all sorts of Florida State Parks pamphlets.

Aleo I gotta question an article that states a toxin induced abortions. Wouldn't it induce miscarriages? I would think a scientist would make that distinction.
but that is not research, just something that pops up in my memory banks. I have no idea if this lady is a whackadoo or not
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Humankind has not woven the web of life.
We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves.
All things are bound together. All things connect.
~Chief Seattle, 1855
thanks for sharing this one LW. absolutely perfect.
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