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Alicia Leonard avatar
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This is for reelz.........:floor:

'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks

The attack involved a church founded on the Jedi faith of 'Star Wars' films


HOLYHEAD, Wales - A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones ? aka Master Jonba Hehol ? with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.
He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones ? known as Master Mormi Hehol ? bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.
The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."
"We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."
Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.
"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.
Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon box of wine beforehand.
"He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.
District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs.
In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 ? 0.7 percent of the population ? listed Jedi as their religion.
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Rita avatar
margarita brocolia
#2
....................... The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."
"We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."
Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.
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In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 ? 0.7 percent of the population ? listed Jedi as their religion.
:blink: ..When Star Wars creator George Lucas was asked what advice he had for some of his biggest fans. His answer -- don't let the franchise entirely consume your life.
.... I think these folks didn't heed that advice! .. :lol:
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#3
Darth has had it tough..............

The early years.......






Unemployment hit him hard.......



But thanks to Empire Grocery he's getting back his mojo......... If you've never seen the Chad Vader shorts on youtube....they are worth the time.
I'll start ya out with the music video.......
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWWTe194uB8&feature=user"]YouTube - Chad Vader - The Music Video[/ame]
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#4
Love me some Chad Vader asst. manager, but why didn't they include the video of these idiots beating each other with Sharper Image light sabers. I'd pay to watch that.
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#5
Love me some Chad Vader asst. manager, but why didn't they include the video of these idiots beating each other with Sharper Image light sabers. I'd pay to watch that.

:clap:
I looked for it and can't find it. I forgot that Chad is supposed to be Darth's brother :floor::floor:


Chad Vader Blogs and Raps (Blog 3 of 3)
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMVjSyyNrxU"]YouTube - Chad Vader Blogs and Raps (Blog 3 of 3)[/ame]




Chocolate Rain by Chad Vader
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6dUCOS1bM0&NR=1"]YouTube - Chocolate Rain by Chad Vader[/ame]
jodiFL avatar
Beach Fanatic
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jodiFL avatar
Beach Fanatic
#7
And found out the possible reason of said layoff on the beach at Sandestin a few months ago..

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Matt J avatar
SWGB
#8
:lolabove:

Thank you tech boom for giving us high priced beach weddings catering to nerds. Nothing like Spock and Lt. Ohura (sp?) getting married at sunset. :biggrin:
rapunzel avatar
Beach Fanatic
#9
No, Skunky, we cannot convert to Jediism.
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#10

:clap::clap:
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#11
No, Skunky, we cannot convert to Jediism.

Obi one Skunkanobie:floor::floor:
jodiFL avatar
Beach Fanatic
#12
:lolabove:

Thank you tech boom for giving us high priced beach weddings catering to nerds. Nothing like Spock and Lt. Ohura (sp?) getting married at sunset. :biggrin:
It was actually a bi-racial trooper wedding that he was pausing for a smoke at. :rolling:




No...I am not kidding.
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#13
I love it!

We need more entertaining weddings like that here! :clap:
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#14
Um. My nightmare date a couple of weekends ago (described in gory detail in the dating thread) is part of a legion of stormtroopers who regularly appear at weddings, Red Cross events, and Dragon Con...:shock:

He said his sister could identify him by the size of his codpiece. (I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.)
jodiFL avatar
Beach Fanatic
#15
He said his sister could identify him by the size of his codpiece. (I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.)
omg....that IS scary......:blink:
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#16
Um. My nightmare date a couple of weekends ago (described in gory detail in the dating thread) is part of a legion of stormtroopers who regularly appear at weddings, Red Cross events, and Dragon Con...:shock:

He said his sister could identify him by the size of his codpiece. (I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.)

Do they play a chorus of Banjo's too?
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#17
Do they play a chorus of Banjo's too?


PULL YOUR PANTS UP!

I wish y'all wouldn't bash Deliverance. That was actually one of the best-written books about the natural beauty of North Georgia (I mean the trees and river, not "squeal like a pig") I've read.
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#18
PULL YOUR PANTS UP!

I wish y'all wouldn't bash Deliverance. That was actually one of the best-written books about the natural beauty of North Georgia (I mean the trees and river, not "squeal like a pig") I've read.

:funn:
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#19
Here I pulled them up. Does this avatar work for you?

NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#20
Here I pulled them up. Does this avatar work for you?


Neither of them work over the word "boner" in your siggy line. I swear I'm gonna post a pic of a nekkid lady and gross you out.
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#21
Here I pulled them up. Does this avatar work for you?



This looks like a sasquatch hooker.
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#22
Neither of them work over the word "boner" in your siggy line. I swear I'm gonna post a pic of a nekkid lady and gross you out.

Nothing tops the 7th grade "health" video we watched, but do your worst. :wave::biggrin:

This looks like a sasquatch hooker.

Ewww, skunky in drag. :puke:
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#23
Nothing tops the 7th grade "health" video we watched, but do your worst. :wave::biggrin:




Ewww, skunky in drag. :puke:
What...have you seen something we haven't?
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#24
p.s.

Something to help you sleep tonight:

Matt J avatar
SWGB
#25





What...have you seen something we haven't?

On the pictue...

you have really outdone yourself.

as for the skunky thing, that was more of a mental thing :blink:.

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