A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
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:rofl: Love it. It reminds me of this one:
A man had just bought a new pair of boots and wanted to show them off to his wife. When he got home, he approached her and said,
"Notice anything different?"
"Nope," she replied, barely looking up from her newspaper.
Annoyed, he stripped down until he was entirely naked except for the shoes.
"Now do you notice anything different?" he asked.
"Honey, it's looking down, it's always looked down, and it always will look down."
Even angrier, he replied, "Well it's looking at my new boots!"
His wife looked him in the eye and said,
"Well, you should've bought a hat."
A man had just bought a new pair of boots and wanted to show them off to his wife. When he got home, he approached her and said,
"Notice anything different?"
"Nope," she replied, barely looking up from her newspaper.
Annoyed, he stripped down until he was entirely naked except for the shoes.
"Now do you notice anything different?" he asked.
"Honey, it's looking down, it's always looked down, and it always will look down."
Even angrier, he replied, "Well it's looking at my new boots!"
His wife looked him in the eye and said,
"Well, you should've bought a hat."
Beach Fanatic
:funn:
SoWal Insider
Beach Lover
:funn: Love these!
SWGB
This threads gonna get interesting.
Beach Lover
This threads gonna get interesting.
It already is...
SWGB
Where's JB and his boots? :funn:
SoWal Insider
These are too hilarious. 
Beach Fanatic
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his boots?
He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were.
It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots."
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to.
Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.
He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear them."
She didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
She mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. She said, "Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed them in the toes of my boots..."
Her trial starts next week.
He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were.
It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots."
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to.
Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.
He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear them."
She didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
She mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. She said, "Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed them in the toes of my boots..."
Her trial starts next week.
SWGB
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