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New UCLA Study!

RiverOtter avatar
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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,
she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth
and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected :biggrin:

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Truffle Anne avatar
Beach Fanatic
#2
:rolling::floor::floor:

P.S. WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT THAT DUCT TAPE BACK OVER YOUR MOUTH???!!!!!!???? CHEEZE!
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#3
I love the way you make a grand re-entrance. :biggrin::clap:
RiverOtter avatar
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#4
I love the way you make a grand re-entrance. :biggrin::clap:


:cool:........... It's what I do................

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Gypsea avatar
Beach Fanatic
#5
:rolling::floor::floor:

P.S. WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT THAT DUCT TAPE BACK OVER YOUR MOUTH???!!!!!!???? CHEEZE!

Great comeback TA!!! :funn:
Gypsea avatar
Beach Fanatic
#6
RO, you are so so bad!!! Which is why we love you! :biggrin:
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#7
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,
she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth
and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected :biggrin:

I like option B.

I'm not menstrual or menopausal, I'm just a cranky bwitch.

(Love this thread, RO. Please hang out with us more.)
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#8
:lol:We've missed you so, RO!
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SoWal Insider
#9
:clap:

Love it RO, come and play with us more!!!
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#10
This reminds me of a tasteless joke. :biggrin:

Q: What's black, white, red, and can't fit thru a turn style?
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A: A nun with a spear thru her head.

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Bob avatar
SoWal Insider
#11
i'm showing this to wife.com
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#12
:floor::clap:...thanks, RO! You have helped thousands of men finally "understand" women!
RiverOtter avatar
got any pics?Author
#13
:floor::clap:...thanks, RO! You have helped thousands of men finally "understand" women!



RiverOtter <-- Expert on the ladies :cool:
Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#14
This is why we love you RO. :lol:

Now bring us chocolate, lay it at our feet and back out of the room.
RiverOtter avatar
got any pics?Author
#15
This is why we love you RO. :lol:

Now bring us chocolate, lay it at our feet and back out of the room.

Easy Ladies.... there is plenty for all y'all :cool:
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#16
:cool:........... It's what I do................

:wub::wub::wub:
Gypsea avatar
Beach Fanatic
#17
:cool:........... It's what I do................
Hey, I don't see any tape on this otter. :idontno:
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bean
#18
Hey, I don't see any tape on this otter. :idontno:

All better.
Gypsea avatar
Beach Fanatic
#19
Thanks OL, now he's perfect! :wub:
RiverOtter avatar
got any pics?Author
#20
Hey, I don't see any tape on this otter. :idontno:

All better.

Thanks OL, now he's perfect! :wub:

Geeze.... tough crowd. What y'all need is a little more "Otter Charm" :cool:
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Beach Fanatic
#21
Otter charm, I will settle for you fixing the Red X again. ;-)
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bean
#22
Geeze.... tough crowd. What y'all need is a little more "Otter Charm" :cool:

You know we :wub: you RO and it's all in good funn.:biggrin:
Beachbummette avatar
SoWal Insider
#23
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,
she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth
and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected :biggrin:


:angry: :nono1::whack::whack::whack:



Why are blonde jokes so short?
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So men can remember them.
Gypsea avatar
Beach Fanatic
#24
:floor:

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